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DcifrThs 12-09-2005 03:21 AM

MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
112 hands:

schneids +5bbs

me +15bbs

now i await the deluge of mikey posts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

EDIT: i also managed to NOT LOSE a prop bet [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] ... fish had about 25bbs and i said "over under till fish rebuys? i'll set it at 200" he says "under"....fish busts after 100 or so hands but DOESNT REBUY....baaaaaaaaaaaad beat lol

Barron

etizzle 12-09-2005 03:31 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
you did win more than him, but you missed where he lost 10 or so BB before you sat down [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

DcifrThs 12-09-2005 03:37 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
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you did win more than him, but you missed where he lost 10 or so BB before you sat down [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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he did a good job coming back agreed...but he SHOULD have been up...+ i had best.....seat.......ever.rrrrrrrrr......rrrrrrr... ....rrrrrrrr

were you watching the whole time?

Barron

Schneids 12-09-2005 03:39 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
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were you watching the whole time?


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moron

DcifrThs 12-09-2005 03:41 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
[ QUOTE ]
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were you watching the whole time?


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moron

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OMG HU? i remember you mentioning somethin about etizzle but didn't give it no mind lol...now im curious and too lazy to look up the whole thingy...well...maybe i wll

Barron

etizzle 12-09-2005 03:47 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
yup i watched the whole time pretty much.

then occasionally i would get a big pair and be forced to play.

DcifrThs 12-09-2005 03:53 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
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yup i watched the whole time pretty much.

then occasionally i would get a big pair and be forced to play.

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HAHA, lovely you were sandwiched between mikey and me

Barron

Schneids 12-09-2005 04:26 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
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now i await the deluge of mikey posts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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jee1: posts small blind $50
etizzle: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Kd Kc]
schneids: raises $200
DiscoStu: folds
F.JohnFS: calls $200
fish: calls $200
jee1: folds
etizzle: folds
----- FLOP ----- [5d 9s 5s]
schneids: bets $100
F.JohnFS: folds
fish: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [5d 9s 5s][Qc]
schneids: bets $200
fish: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [5d 9s 5s Qc][8s]
schneids: bets $200
fish: raises $400
schneids: calls $200
----- SHOW DOWN -----
fish: shows [Th Jh] (A Straight, Queen high)
schneids: mucks hand
fish collected $2147 from Main pot




F.JohnFS: posts small blind $50
fish: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Qs Qd]
Dcifrths: raises $200
etizzle: folds
schneids: raises $300
DiscoStu: raises $400
F.JohnFS: folds
fish: calls $300
Dcifrths: calls $200
schneids: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [9s 2s Ac]
fish: checks
Dcifrths: checks
schneids: checks
DiscoStu: bets $100
fish: calls $100
Dcifrths: raises $200
schneids: folds
DiscoStu: raises $200
fish: folds
Dcifrths: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [9s 2s Ac][3c]
Dcifrths: checks
DiscoStu: bets $200
Dcifrths: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [9s 2s Ac 3c][5h]
Dcifrths: checks
DiscoStu: checks
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Dcifrths: shows [Qh As] (A Pair of Aces, Queen high)
DiscoStu: mucks hand
Dcifrths collected $2747 from Main pot


etizzle: posts small blind $50
schneids: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [4s 7s]
DiscoStu: folds
F.JohnFS: folds
fish: raises $200
Raise!: folds
etizzle: folds
schneids: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [7c 3c 3d]
schneids: checks
fish: bets $100
schneids: raises $200
fish: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [7c 3c 3d][4c]
schneids: bets $200
fish: raises $400
schneids: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [7c 3c 3d 4c][2d]
schneids: checks
fish: bets $200
schneids: calls $200
----- SHOW DOWN -----
fish: shows [5d 6c] (A Straight, Seven high)
schneids: mucks hand
fish collected $2047 from Main pot


jee1: posts small blind $50
F.JohnFS: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Jc Js]
fish: folds
Dcifrths: folds
etizzle: folds
schneids: raises $200
jee1: folds
F.JohnFS: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [7s 7d Ad]
F.JohnFS: checks
schneids: checks
----- TURN ----- [7s 7d Ad][2c]
F.JohnFS: bets $200
schneids: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [7s 7d Ad 2c][2d]
F.JohnFS: bets $200
schneids: calls $200
----- SHOW DOWN -----
F.JohnFS: shows [5d 6d] (A Flush, Ace high)
schneids: mucks hand
F.JohnFS collected $1247 from Main pot


F.JohnFS: posts small blind $50
fish: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Ks Js]
Dcifrths: raises $200
etizzle: folds
schneids: calls $200
jee1: folds
F.JohnFS: folds
fish: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [7d 9s Jh]
fish: checks
Dcifrths: bets $100
schneids: calls $100
fish: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [7d 9s Jh][8c]
fish: checks
Dcifrths: bets $200
schneids: calls $200
fish: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [7d 9s Jh 8c][Ts]
fish: bets $200
Dcifrths: calls $200
schneids: folds
----- SHOW DOWN -----
fish: shows [Kh Qd] (A Straight, King high)
Dcifrths: mucks hand
fish collected $1947 from Main pot
...I [censored] UP THIS HAND BY NOT RAISING THE TURN, THO DCIFR HAD QJ SO I WASN'T WINNING IT EITHER WAY.


jee1: posts small blind $50
F.JohnFS: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Th Jh]
Dcifrths: folds
etizzle: raises $200
schneids: calls $200
jee1: folds
F.JohnFS: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [5s 5d Tc]
F.JohnFS: checks
etizzle: bets $100
schneids: raises $200
F.JohnFS: folds
etizzle: raises $200
schneids: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [5s 5d Tc][4d]
etizzle: bets $200
schneids: raises $400
etizzle: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [5s 5d Tc 4d][9h]
etizzle: checks
schneids: checks
----- SHOW DOWN -----
etizzle: shows [9c Ts] (Two Pairs, Tens and Nines, Five high)
schneids: mucks hand
etizzle collected $2047 from Main pot





And now a little of the brag half though since I’m not 100% whine:

etizzle: posts small blind $50
schneids: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [6c Jc]
jee1: folds
F.JohnFS: folds
fish: raises $200
Dcifrths: calls $200
etizzle: folds
schneids: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [7h 4d 6s]
schneids: bets $100
fish: raises $200
Dcifrths: folds
schneids: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [7h 4d 6s][6h]
schneids: checks
fish: bets $200
schneids: raises $400
fish: raises $400
schneids: raises $400
fish: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [7h 4d 6s 6h][6d]
schneids: bets $200
fish: raises $400
schneids: raises $400
fish: is all-in $37.50
Returned uncalled bets $162.50 to schneids
----- SHOW DOWN -----
schneids: shows [6c Jc] (Four of a kind, Sixes, Jack high)
fish: shows [Qd Qc] (A Full House, Sixes full of Queens)
schneids collected $3522 from Main pot


fish: posts small blind $50
Dcifrths: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Td 8d]
etizzle: folds
schneids: raises $200
DiscoStu: folds
F.JohnFS: raises $300
fish: folds
Dcifrths: folds
schneids: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [7c 5c Th]
schneids: bets $100
F.JohnFS: raises $200
schneids: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [7c 5c Th][8c]
schneids: bets $200
F.JohnFS: raises $400
schneids: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [7c 5c Th 8c][4h]
schneids: bets $200
F.JohnFS: raises $400
schneids: calls $200
----- SHOW DOWN -----
F.JohnFS: shows [Kc Kd] (A Pair of Kings, Ten high)
schneids: shows [Td 8d] (Two Pairs, Tens and Eights, Seven high)
schneids collected $2747 from Main pot

F.JohnFS: posts small blind $50
fish: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Qs 9d]
Dcifrths: folds
etizzle: folds
schneids: raises $200
jee1: raises $300
F.JohnFS: folds
fish: calls $200
schneids: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [7d 6s Qd]
fish: checks
schneids: checks
jee1: bets $100
fish: calls $100
schneids: raises $200
jee1: raises $200
fish: calls $200
schneids: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [7d 6s Qd][4s]
fish: checks
schneids: bets $200
jee1: calls $200
fish: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [7d 6s Qd 4s][4c]
fish: checks
schneids: bets $200
jee1: folds
fish: folds
Returned uncalled bets $200 to schneids
schneids: doesn't show hand
schneids collected $2447 from Main pot

etizzle: posts small blind $50
schneids: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [7c Kd]
DiscoStu: folds
F.JohnFS: raises $200
fish: folds
etizzle: folds
schneids: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [Kc 4s 5h]
schneids: checks
F.JohnFS: bets $100
schneids: raises $200
F.JohnFS: raises $200
schneids: raises $200
F.JohnFS: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [Kc 4s 5h][Qh]
schneids: bets $200
F.JohnFS: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [Kc 4s 5h Qh][Ts]
schneids: bets $200
F.JohnFS: calls $200
----- SHOW DOWN -----
schneids: shows [7c Kd] (A Pair of Kings, Queen high)
F.JohnFS: mucks hand
schneids collected $2047 from Main pot

jee1: posts small blind $50
F.JohnFS: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Ks Qd]
fish: raises $200
Dcifrths: folds
etizzle: folds
schneids: raises $300
jee1: folds
F.JohnFS: folds
fish: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [Qc Qh As]
fish: checks
schneids: bets $100
fish: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [Qc Qh As][8h]
fish: checks
schneids: bets $200
fish: raises $400
schneids: raises $400
fish: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [Qc Qh As 8h][5d]
fish: checks
schneids: bets $200
fish: calls $200
----- SHOW DOWN -----
schneids: shows [Ks Qd] (Three of a kind, Queens, Ace high)
fish: mucks hand
schneids collected $2547 from Main pot




And finally one of the tougher turn/river decisions I had all session, where I proudly chose correctly [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] :

fish: posts small blind $50
Dcifrths: posts big blind $100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to schneids [Kh Qd]
etizzle: folds
schneids: raises $200
jee1: raises $300
F.JohnFS: raises $400
fish: calls $350
Dcifrths: folds
schneids: calls $200
jee1: calls $100
----- FLOP ----- [5d Qh 3s]
fish: checks
schneids: bets $100
jee1: folds
F.JohnFS: raises $200
fish: calls $200
schneids: raises $200
F.JohnFS: raises $200
fish: calls $200
schneids: calls $100
----- TURN ----- [5d Qh 3s][3h]
fish: checks
schneids: checks
F.JohnFS: bets $200
fish: calls $200
schneids: calls $200
----- RIVER ----- [5d Qh 3s 3h][4d]
fish: checks
schneids: checks
F.JohnFS: bets $200
fish: calls $200
schneids: calls $200
----- SHOW DOWN -----
F.JohnFS: shows [Qs Js] (Two Pairs, Queens and Threes, Jack high)
fish: shows [Qc Kc] (Two Pairs, Queens and Threes, King high)
schneids: shows [Kh Qd] (Two Pairs, Queens and Threes, King high)
fish collected $2048.50 from Main pot
schneids collected $2048.50 from Main pot




CONGRATS TO ANYONE WHO MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF ALL THOSE HAND HISTORIES. PHEW, GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST. I CLEARLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN UP ABOUT 30BBS.

NLSoldier 12-09-2005 07:31 AM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
do you really htink anyone is gonna read those, you are a fish and thats final.

sfer 12-09-2005 01:52 PM

Re: MY $WON tonight > Schneiders HAHAHA OMG HU
 
Mr. Scheinder,

You should consider masturbating away from the computer in a way unrelated to your lastest session of poker.

Best Wishes,
sfer


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