Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
 

Everyone has experienced those times in their lives where it is the funniest moment of their life, but it would be explictly rude to laugh.

So lets hear them.


Here is mine. Three of my friends and I are driving to a friend's Jacks house to play some paintball. We pull up to the drive way and Jack is there to greet us. My friend Antione, (not that bright) asks Jack if he is ready to play.

Jack says, "No, I am waiting for my buddy Greg to join us."

Just then, an old bald lady in a bathrobe comes out and yells, "Jack, do you want me to cook me some lunch before you go."

Then my friend Antione looks at Jack and says, "Is that your buddy Greg?"

Then Jack says, "No that is my mom, she just had cancer."

Antione and my two friends are just laughing their asses off. I alteast had the dignity to try and not laugh so hard.

I guess you just had to be there, but did Antione really think that and Old bald lady in a bathrobe was going to play paintball?

So let me hear your stories.

Re: Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
 

"I guess you just had to be there"

I guess you're right. So why post it?

Re: Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
 

i was trying to get the ball rolling.

Re: Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
 

Does reading this post count?

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i was trying to get the paintball rolling.

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OMGFGFGROTFLCOPTERWTFBBQ!!!!111one1eleven.

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i was trying to get the ball rolling.

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you are batting 0-for-your entire posting history.

Re: Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
 

I got an example, dont remember all the details but in short.

I was drunk, at work, said stuff to boss, i laughed, he did not, i was fired.

Re: Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
 

Okay, here goes...

I'm at a formal dinner with my girlfriend's family, some very "proper" friends of theirs, and two of our friends, Chris and Tim.

Tim is 20 years old, and is sleeping with a 33 year old deaf woman. She is married.

Somehow, this woman comes up in conversation at the meal. She is referred to as Tim's "girlfriend" numerous times.

The family friends ask if she lives with Tim. ( they would find it scandalous if not)

My girlfriend immediately replies

"No, She lives with her husband".

Complete silence. My GF goes beet red as she realizes.

I try to hold the laughter.

Then my half-chewed potato salad sprays all over the table.

Re: Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
 

Now THAT's a funny story.

Just kidding.