The 12 days of OOTMas
 

"On the 3rd day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me
3 lines of Haiku
2 myspace starters
and no Stella, but a Mercedes"



OK, next lines or rewrites welcome!

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On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 roundhouse kicks.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
5 Sup Bro's!!!

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What do roundhouse kicks have to do with OOT?

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On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
A bottle of fine whiskey.

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On the 7th day of OOTMas my true love gave to meee
7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
5 SUPPPP BROOOOOS

4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes

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Threads like these really, really, really suck.

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On the eighth day of OOTmas my true love gave to me,

8 trains a wreckin'

7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
5 SUPPPP BROOOOOS

4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes

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10 Five year olds
9 WTF posts

8 trains a wreckin'

7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
5 SUPPPP BROOOOOS

4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes

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Every thread diebitter starts really, really, really sucks.

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Someone needs to make an mp3 of them singing this [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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i know one line for sure:

fiiiiiiiiiiiive hot tub guyyyyyyyyyys

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i know one line for sure:

fiiiiiiiiiiiive hot tub guyyyyyyyyyys

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Absolutely
thats makes the song

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Okay, inspired by the sweet words of istewart and Claunchy for the 12th day, here's a final version:


"On the 12th day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me

12 barstidge haters
11 Five year olds
10 SUP BROs
9 WTF posts
8 trains a wreckin'
7 pokerjos
6 bottles of whiskey
FIIIIIIIIIIVE HOT TUB GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!
4 roundhouse kicks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes"

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i know one line for sure:

fiiiiiiiiiiiive hot tub guyyyyyyyyyys

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daryn rescues a thread with pure genius.

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Threads like these really, really, really suck.

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most of the threads in oot svck. i think its a requirement.

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"On the 12th day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me

12 MS Painters
11 Five year olds
10 SUP BROs
9 ORLY Owls
8 trains a wreckin'
7 FYP's
6 bottles of whiskey
FIIIIIIIIIIVE HOT TUB GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!
4 Butter sticks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes"

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"On the 12th day of OOTmas my OOTer gave to me

12 MS Painters
11 Five year olds
10 SUP BROs
9 ORLY Owls
8 trains a wreckin'
7 FYP's
6 bottles of whiskey
FIIIIIIIIIIVE HOT TUB GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!
4 Butter sticks
3 lines of haiku
2 myspace starters
and no stella, but a Mercedes"

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Definitely better. The buttersticks was a gross oversight.