Was I the fastest sperm in the load?
 

I find that hard to believe considering how slow and lazy I am nowadays.

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no

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Just wondering "how" I was the one...and if it would have been a different sperm would I be here today?

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Yes you would but you'd be someone else.

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Yes you would but you'd be someone else.

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My brain just melted.

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I just wanted to add this post to make this thread even dumber.

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Are you sure, you even came from sperm? They do stuff and things in laboratories these days ya know?

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You probably cut in line.

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You're right. I should be posting about my Qdoba dilema at lunch today. It took massive amounts of mental fortitude to choose one item out of the 20 I was presented with. However IMO I was still able to make a brilliant choice.

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You know that guy you call "Dad"?

Yeah, it's not true...

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Speed is not the only factor at play here. Sperms also need to have endurance, as sometimes it takes many hours before they get to fertilize the egg. The little feller that hangs on the longest might be the lucky one.

Swede

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No, you were the fittest. I'll let others eleborate.

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You're right. I should be posting about my Qdoba dilema at lunch today. It took massive amounts of mental fortitude to choose one item out of the 20 I was presented with. However IMO I was still able to make a brilliant choice.

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You walked out and went somewhere else? bravo!

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Not to mention avoiding rivals' sperm and the female's attempt to choose between donors.

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i think the first few sperm are the ones who break down the protective layer of the egg. So its like being the 9th caller or something on a radio contest.