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PokerBob 10-15-2005 02:35 AM

My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
Canterbury 30/60 9 handed
SB here is Vehn. I have never played with him before, but apparently he is the gretatest limit hold'em player on earth. I open with AKo in the CO. button fold. Vehn 3-bets, BB folds, I make it 4, Vehn calls.

Flop: AJ2r

Vehn checks, I bet, he raises, I call.

Turn: 5 rainbow complete

Vehn checks, I check.

River: 4

Vehn bets, I think for an instant about raising, but then relaize I am not disciplined enough to fold to a 3-bet and call. meh?

sthief09 10-15-2005 02:55 AM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] vehn

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hahahahahaha could you slobber on his knob any more you fat pathetic piece of crap? Who the eff cares how much he supposedly won playing heads up? Only you and your wannabe "friends" on THE CREW hahahahaha. Why don't you tell me about a kind of poker I'm not experienced in, like flying all the effing way to Paris and bust out on the bubble and then post a 5 page sob story about it online to your Advanced RGP Whiner "friends"? Believe it or not 30/60 is a HUGE LIMIT when you DROP 3 DIMES IN 2 HOURS be being a TOTAL EFFING RETARD in it by LIMP RERAISING with 97o because you BLEW A FUSE because the guy to your left (me) doesn't chop. I'M VERY SURE ALL OF THE WORLD CLASS POKER PLAYERS HABITUALLY DROP 3K AT 30/60 LIMIT HOLDEM IN SHORT ORDER BY BEING MORONS. As usual you have no clue at all what its like to play REAL WINNING CASH GAME POKER that you some how have equated with "nit grinding". That kind of attitude won't get you any friends here but then again you don't need friends to unpaid spam for ultimate clueless bet, which is about the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of.

Here is my recommendation to you ya little dickhead twerp: STFU, go back to your unpaid shill job of getting it up the rump from Dutch "Pokerspot" Boyd at THE CREW CAVE, and get the eff off my board with your hamburger/CREWJUICE guzzling little weasel face forever.


p.s. I never see you at canterbury. Why is that? Bust out? Well if you'd charge $25 for a blow job instead of giving it away for free you'd get a buy in to 30/60 in most likely just a few hours. Of couse you'd have to lose some weight and some of your chins, and you'll have to learn how not to blab out your bad beat and "pro" name dropping stories every 15 seconds in order to get to some quality slurping in, but you can do it. I have faith in you. Hugs.


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DrSavage 10-15-2005 03:22 AM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
man, i miss Vehn [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Schneids 10-15-2005 03:48 AM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
A hand Vehn got to play tonight at Canterbury, the action is really unbelievable:

Vehn opens in LP, blinds call. Checked to him on the flop, he bets, one of the blinds c/r, Vehn 3 bets, blind calls. Turn blind checks, Vehn bets, blind c/r, Vehn 3, blind 4, Vehn 5, blind calls. River blind checks, Vehn bets, blind raises Vehn 3 bets, blind folds.

Dominic 10-15-2005 06:12 AM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
this hilarious....who was he writing this to??

PokerBob 10-15-2005 11:49 AM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
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A hand Vehn got to play tonight at Canterbury, the action is really unbelievable:

Vehn opens in LP, blinds call. Checked to him on the flop, he bets, one of the blinds c/r, Vehn 3 bets, blind calls. Turn blind checks, Vehn bets, blind c/r, Vehn 3, blind 4, Vehn 5, blind calls. River blind checks, Vehn bets, blind raises Vehn 3 bets, blind folds.

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I was in this game, and if blind is who i think it was, this fold has more to do with who blind is than who Vehn is.

flawless_victory 10-15-2005 11:53 AM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
[ QUOTE ]
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A hand Vehn got to play tonight at Canterbury, the action is really unbelievable:

Vehn opens in LP, blinds call. Checked to him on the flop, he bets, one of the blinds c/r, Vehn 3 bets, blind calls. Turn blind checks, Vehn bets, blind c/r, Vehn 3, blind 4, Vehn 5, blind calls. River blind checks, Vehn bets, blind raises Vehn 3 bets, blind folds.

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I was in this game, and if blind is who i think it was, this fold has more to do with who blind is than who Vehn is.

[/ QUOTE ]youd think this would go without saying?

steveyz 10-15-2005 11:56 AM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
bet the turn, call down a C/R

glen 10-15-2005 12:26 PM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
beanie i think

Clarkmeister 10-15-2005 12:29 PM

Re: My name is PokerBob and I am not a man
 
Play it fast. Big time FPS here. Plus, 3-betting the flop disguises your hand more IMO.


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