I have proof of my recent hot streak.
 

My latest withdrawal from Stars was only partially immediately funded. I HAVE TO WAIT 72 HOURS FOR THE REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI, for noobs: Stars will immediately send back any amount up to your total lifetime chip purchases. I.e., if you get it back quick, you're a long term loser. I"M NOT A LOSER ANYMORE. At least at Stars.