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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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Here's today's slice of fried gold! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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i think you should be required to answer this post 10 more times. you know you've got more stories [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

(but yea, that's pretty messed up, i can only imagine your reaction...)

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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I would hope so, and raw, no worries about getting her pregnant there.

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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My money says he directed the daughter in a film 18 years later.

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This is good, taking your hot date to the Gyno. A friend of mine back in college took a girl to see Showgirls on their first date. Real sweet little girl too. They ended up married so I guess semi-porn movies are the way to go.

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Dating should never lead to marriage. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
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This isn't a date. It's a job interview for a [censored]-hag.

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This is good, taking your hot date to the Gyno. A friend of mine back in college took a girl to see Showgirls on their first date. Real sweet little girl too. They ended up married so I guess semi-porn movies are the way to go.

Swede

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Dating should never lead to marriage. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room.

OTOH, they are usually raging horny at that stage, so very little effort or foreplay required.

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Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room.


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