Need Help.
 

Hello, children of God.

Lately, my monastery has hit upon a cash crunch. My winnings from moonlite poker are not enough. Also, we were desperate and invested allot of moneys in a mail-advertising, pyramid thing. Didn't verk.

Now, we need to raise fundings for annual Sound of Music Festival. Info.

Here is idea, and what we need help with:

- We would like to capitalize on poker explosion and popularity of poker cruise;
- At same time, there is much interest in being gay, and having gay cruise. Associating monastery with such positive progress would help undo hundreds of years bad vill towards homosexuals.
- And of course, there is much interest in micro brew, and having micro brew, beer cruise.

We tink it is goot idea to sponsor a combo cruise that would be best of all vorld.

A gay, poker, micro-brew, Mediterranean cruise is in order. But what to name it?

I have tink of a few, but we need more:

1. "Don't it Make Your Brown-Eye Blue, micro-brew and poker cruise for same-sex couples."

2. "Smoke on the Water, annual gay poker cruise with micro-brew."

3. "Pour One, Floor One, If lucky you'll Back-door One, Mediterranean Micro-Brew, Gay, Poker Cruise, with Vince Van Patten."

I'm stumped (no, this is not one of the names). I need help with some more.

Danke.

Re: Need Help.
 

<font color="white">Are you gay-bashing in your post?

Consider this:

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter Hutzella was about to be
married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been
in the family for several generations. The stone had never
been appraised, so the father asked a gemologist friend if
she would take a look at it. She agreed, but said that
instead of a fee she'd accept lunch at one of Houston's
finer restaurants.

A few days later, as he and the gem expert sat sipping a
glass of Chablis, he showed her the ring. She took out her
jeweler's loupe, examined the diamond carefully and handed
it back.

"Wow," said a diner who had been watching from the next
table. "These Texas women are tough!"

Re: Need Help.
 

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Are you gay-bashing in your post?



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No. I am all business. This is goot idea, no?

Re: Need Help.
 

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The stone had never been appraised, so the father asked a gemologist friend if she would take a look at it. She agreed, but said that instead of a fee she'd accept lunch at one of Houston's finer restaurants.


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Wow! Caught me by surprise. I thought the joke would be about how surprising it would be to see a diamond appraiser at a McDonalds.

Re: Need Help.
 

How about "The Super-Duper, Do-You-Up-The-Pooper, Micro-Bruise Crúz"? (With Shana Hiatt and the gorgeous Mike Homosexton.)

-2kF

Re: Need Help.
 

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How about "The Super-Duper, Do-You-Up-The-Pooper, Micro-Bruise Crúz"? (With Shana Hiatt and the gorgeous Mike Homosexton.)

-2kF

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Yes! Dat is how you say, Way Dope. I vill add to list. Dis is type of "out of crate" tinking we need, and it is in zee face too wich is what we must have to make big moneys.

I vould only change one tiny ting. Wen you have "Crúz" It give me idea that it should be Crüez like the rock band - they shout at devil too.

Re: Need Help.
 

[ QUOTE ]
Are you gay-bashing in your post?

Consider this:

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter Hutzella was about to be
married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been
in the family for several generations. The stone had never
been appraised, so the father asked a gemologist friend if
she would take a look at it. She agreed, but said that
instead of a fee she'd accept lunch at one of Houston's
finer restaurants.

A few days later, as he and the gem expert sat sipping a
glass of Chablis, he showed her the ring. She took out her
jeweler's loupe, examined the diamond carefully and handed
it back.

"Wow," said a diner who had been watching from the next
table. "These Texas women are tough!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Now this is some funny stuff. Be wary as soon you may be banished though.

Re: Need Help.
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Are you gay-bashing in your post?

Consider this:

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter Hutzella was about to be
married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been
in the family for several generations. The stone had never
been appraised, so the father asked a gemologist friend if
she would take a look at it. She agreed, but said that
instead of a fee she'd accept lunch at one of Houston's
finer restaurants.

A few days later, as he and the gem expert sat sipping a
glass of Chablis, he showed her the ring. She took out her
jeweler's loupe, examined the diamond carefully and handed
it back.

"Wow," said a diner who had been watching from the next
table. "These Texas women are tough!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Now this is some funny stuff. Be wary as soon you may be banished though.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Need Help.
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Are you gay-bashing in your post?

Consider this:

An acquaintance of mine whose daughter Hutzella was about to be
married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been
in the family for several generations. The stone had never
been appraised, so the father asked a gemologist friend if
she would take a look at it. She agreed, but said that
instead of a fee she'd accept lunch at one of Houston's
finer restaurants.

A few days later, as he and the gem expert sat sipping a
glass of Chablis, he showed her the ring. She took out her
jeweler's loupe, examined the diamond carefully and handed
it back.

"Wow," said a diner who had been watching from the next
table. "These Texas women are tough!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Now this is some funny stuff. Be wary as soon you may be banished though.

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How dare you quote an obvious attack on our founder, leader, and swell guy? He has credentials and things, where do you get off?

Re: Need Help.
 

I have yacht, if you want charter for gay-poker-micro brew cruise. Of course, I am worried about that I would stand out like sore thumb on cruise, because I don't drink micro-brew (not that there's anything wrong with it).

I do play poker, but I like mostly online keno. Can we play keno on cruise?