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My wife is pregnant. Looks like my birthday present last month was the gift that keeps on giving. I'm pretty sure that was it, we knew she was ovulating then.

This is my second since giving up a nut to testicular cancer. Keep that in mind, because statistically, a few of you posters here will come down with it.

Remember the guy in 'Witness': That horse had one good ball. That's all it takes.

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Congratulations!

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Congratulations on both winning your fight against cancer and the upcoming baby. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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if Steve can do it, you can too

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my father spread enough seed with one nut to give life to myself, my little bro & sis as well. congrats to you...nuts are like kidneys - you only need one good one.

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QR: Thanks, y'all.

I was sworn not to tell yet, because she's worried it won't take, like women usually are. But I can't keep it to myself;... and I'm not worried. The first one is strong as a horse.

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grats! to you and the missus.

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must...resist...terrible joke... congrats.

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congrats on both accounts man.

i bet she was pretty shocked/happy huh?

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When will the fight against the baby be? I'd like to see that.





Also, congrats ChipWrecked.

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i bet she was pretty shocked/happy huh?

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Yup. It's weird, because her family goes in for psychics and paranormal stuff, which to me is a lotta hooey; but two psychics have said we'd have two kids. Girl, then a boy. So, I've been sort of waiting for the boy, and here he is.

Now she's all like, "Do you think the baby will be OK?"
And I'm all, "The psychics said so, right?"
"Yeah...."

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(Now wifey is asleep, and I'm babysitting and watching the Dolphins lose my money....)

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Jake is back and on his regular account? Wow.

Chip, grats on the kid.

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Awesome stuff, glad to hear the good news.

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Congratulations on your wife expecting.

Did you get a neuticle?

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Congrats. How many kids do you have? How old are you?

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Ima put in my congrats before this takes a Utah-inspired turn for the weird.

So - congrats, Chip.

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Not no but [censored] no. Ain't no poseur.

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42. This makes two.

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what a wonderful gift for the holidays!
i wish you all well...

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Great, another "I got laid!" post. <font color="white"> jopke </font>

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Yikes! That means you are going to be watching the Wiggles and Barney into your mid forties.

Seriously, that is awesome. We have 2 and I think that is a great number to have. After 2 you need to go into a zone defense.

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Probably when it turns 5, I imagine.

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A guy I work with has three and this is exactly how he put it.

He said, "I just play a zone, when they get near the sideline I push 'em back inbounds."

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It's funny that some people removed the [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] when they quoted your message.

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Congrats.

Guys, check your nuts early and often. Testicular cancer is the most common form of cancer among 15-35 year old males and has the greatest treatability rate of any cancer.

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check your blood sugar. check it often.

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Oatmeal is good, too.

-d

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eff the h8ers.

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My wife is pregnant. Looks like my birthday present last month was the gift that keeps on giving. I'm pretty sure that was it, we knew she was ovulating then.

This is my second since giving up a nut to testicular cancer. Keep that in mind, because statistically, a few of you posters here will come down with it.

Remember the guy in 'Witness': That horse had one good ball. That's all it takes.

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This is an effing awesome post. ChipWrecked, you da man!

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If we all threw the [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]s around like jason, the lovefest would probably cause 2+2's servers to explode. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Congrats, ChipWrecked.