I need someone to build me some stuff
 

Okay, I just had a really productive cigarette break. I need two things that I never knew I needed before:

1. A pair of pants with a built in chair.
2. A sock dispenser.

Could someone get to work on that please? You'll make millions. If you want, you can give me a small royalty for the ideas.

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I like the sock dispenser idea....

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I would probably pay thousands if it meant I would never have to fold socks again

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I would probably pay thousands if it meant I would never have to fold socks again

[/ QUOTE ]You think it meant that you could dispense with socks?
-Sam

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I would probably pay thousands if it meant I would never have to fold socks again

[/ QUOTE ]You think it meant that you could dispense with socks?
-Sam

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

Yes.

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

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This is already made. It is called a drawer.

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People fold socks? wtf. Just throw them in a drawer and don't buy any color except white.

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This is already made. It is called a drawer.

Yeah, but if a girl sees you have a drawer that is just a pile of socks, then you will be embarrassed and have a more difficult time getting her to go steady.

But if you had a sock dispenser, she would want to wear your varsity jacket.

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The sock dispenser is a good idea, and could probably be done fairly easily. Something like those re-used plastic bag dispensers they sell in junk-for-the-house catalogs, only modified for socks.