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Mike Haven 05-17-2005 01:19 PM

Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
Any takers for this basic idea?

About 90 of us buy 90 units of $100 each from Granny, via a Stars transfer, so he can achieve his burning ambition to play in the big one.

If Granny places in the money, he gives us all as much of our $100 back as he can out of the winnings.

If there is winnings left over, he keeps 25% and divvies up the rest equally per $100 unit between the owners of the $100 units.

Obviously, everything is done in good faith, no formal contracts, and subject to Granny's agreement. The idea can be expanded a bit to force him to wear Granny clothes, Zoo hat, etc. (Granny knows not of this suggestion, as I write.)

Notes:

I am not Granny.

I have never had sex (as per Clinton's definitions) with Granny.

I think I am sane; therefore I may not be.

Stu Pidasso 05-17-2005 01:24 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
What the hell

Get enough people and I'm in.

Stu

mattw 05-17-2005 01:28 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
lol. always thought Granny was a guy. with mike's use of the pronoun "he", hmm.

morgant 05-17-2005 01:30 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
i am down with that...

morg.

next year dont forget my burning desire [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

slickpoppa 05-17-2005 01:33 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
Tell that old bag to stop being cheap and buy-in directly.

VinnyTheFish 05-17-2005 01:36 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
I will only buy a stake in Granny <font color="red">IF AND ONLY IF </font> Granny agrees to wear the limited edition Pierre Cardin Granny Mae T-Shirt.

As seen on www.VinnyTheFish.com

p.s. everytime I look at that Full Tilt ad of Andy Bloch I feel like I looking in a mirror. Poor Andy!

Tuco 05-17-2005 01:56 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
I'm in for two units.

Tuco.

Losing all 05-17-2005 02:06 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
I'm in for a hundo. I doubt Granny will accept though, but sHE should.

Eder 05-17-2005 02:33 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
Put me as a Yes...but I need him to wear that KILL PHIL t shirt

Nick-Zack 05-17-2005 02:43 PM

Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?
 
I am in for sure.


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