THE OFFICIAL 2+2 CHILD ACCOLADES THREAD
 

After reading the thread in "Books/Software" about Lee Jones, I decided to create this thread so the local 2+2 tribe could list their child accolades.

I'll go first:

2nd Grade -- 1st Place in Science Fair

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In Junior High School, I won a gold medal in the "Olympics of the Mind"

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Ooh, where do I begin?

School Math Contest winner - 3rd grade
School Science Fair winner - 5th grade
School Speech contest winner - 5th grade
School Geography Bee winner - 8th grade
School History award winner - 8th grade
Little League Minors All-Star

So, basically, I own you all. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Will

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In first grade, during our recital of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", I was the partridge in the pear tree.

As that is the one that gets mentioned the most, I was the star of the show.

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i kindergarten i cam home from school. unlocked the door. locked it behind me. made myself a bowl of cereal and watched tv till my grandmother got home from work at 6:30 or 7 pm. i was not to answer the door or phone unless the phone rang once then started ringing again.

one day i came home and heard a strange noise. i cracked the bathroom door and saw lots of smoke. i dropped everything and ran 5 blocks to the store. i told them my house was on fire. they called 911. when we got back to my house my grandmother and grandfather were ther with the fire dept. turns out i was just a busted pipe under the bathroom sink blowing hot water and the fire dept fixed it.

everyone had big smiles on there faces and told me i did real good. they even gave me a medal.

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Jesus I was awesome when I was little! I won everything I did and now I am a big old piece of crap! Yep life sure has changed. Let's see if I can list them all...

8 year old PPK champ
9 year old PPK champ
10 year old PPK champ
11 year old PPK champ
12 year old PPK champ
8 year old hit pitch and run champ
9 year old HPR champ
10 year old HPR champ
11 year old HPR champ
12 year old HPR champ
12 year old league MVP in baseball (still have record for lowest ERA and threw 6 no hitters). MVP in All Star tourney
14 year old league MVP
16 year old league MVP, batting title, MVP in All Star Tourney

8th grade science award
4th grade 2nd place in spelling bee (it haunts me to this day that I misspelled secretary)
5th grade was moved to 6th grade math
6th grade I was the only 6th grader to ever take algebra
8th grade Presidential Fitness award
7th grade was the one and only 7th grader to start on the JH basketball team
8th grade was named conference MVP in JH basketball

I guess I was the big fish in a small pond. Of course you know what happens when you take that fish outta that pond! He shrivels up on the shore, goes out with a psycho who tries to run him over with his own car and finally disappears off of the radar! Good times

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Who cares. Everyone won too many awards to remember when they were a kid because that is what you do for kids: give them lots of awards to encourage their progress.

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Also: COUNTDOWN UNTIL AIRPOANEMAN POSTS ABOUT HOW HE SOLD STOCKS WITH ONE HAND AND INVENTED AP TESTING WITH THE OTHER WHEN HE WAS 12. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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3rd grade- won a science fair.

14 years old- first in state bowling trophy.

Jr year of high school- Jazz band took 2nd place in our division at the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival.

And once I saw a boob.

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4th grade 2nd place in spelling bee (it haunts me to this day that I misspelled secretary)


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Dude, how do you get "secretary" wrong? I was school spelling bee champ 3 years running in 5th, 6th, and 7th grade, the last of which I was also district champ, eventually getting knocked out in regionals on the word "liaison." I won a t-shirt and a thesaurus, yippee.

Ever watch the Spelling Bee Finals on ESPN? Now there's high drama; a kid fainted on stage this year.