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ChipWrecked 12-04-2005 02:35 PM

Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
My wife is pregnant. Looks like my birthday present last month was the gift that keeps on giving. I'm pretty sure that was it, we knew she was ovulating then.

This is my second since giving up a nut to testicular cancer. Keep that in mind, because statistically, a few of you posters here will come down with it.

Remember the guy in 'Witness': That horse had one good ball. That's all it takes.

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Chairman Wood 12-04-2005 02:37 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
Congratulations!

mslif 12-04-2005 02:38 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
Congratulations on both winning your fight against cancer and the upcoming baby. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

eviljeff 12-04-2005 02:39 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
if Steve can do it, you can too

trying2learn 12-04-2005 02:39 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
my father spread enough seed with one nut to give life to myself, my little bro & sis as well. congrats to you...nuts are like kidneys - you only need one good one.

BCPVP 12-04-2005 02:40 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
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Congratulations on both winning your fight against cancer and the upcoming baby.

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ChipWrecked 12-04-2005 02:42 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
QR: Thanks, y'all.

I was sworn not to tell yet, because she's worried it won't take, like women usually are. But I can't keep it to myself;... and I'm not worried. The first one is strong as a horse.

Vavavoom 12-04-2005 02:44 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
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Congratulations on both winning your fight against cancer and the upcoming baby. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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diebitter 12-04-2005 02:47 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
grats! to you and the missus.

12-04-2005 02:49 PM

Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
 
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The first one is strong as a horse.

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must...resist...terrible joke... congrats.


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