Frank \"The Tank\" Solich
 

Didn't see this posted yet. Coach Solich was found passed out over his steering wheel, facing the wrong direction on a one-way street, with his ride still in drive. When approached by an officer, he had trouble rolling down his window, and refused to take a breath test. According to the locals on another message board, Solich is incredibly lucky, as apparently this street is on a big hill, and it's a miracle his ride didn't roll down the hill going the wrong way, ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

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