Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose
 

This was inspired by the favorite tequila thread.

No choice, you either die a horrible death or pick any octogenarian ever, historical or current, to have sex with. No necrophilia - you get the lady in her post-80 prime, alive and well.

Obviously if Sophia Lauren makes it to 80 she is the choice.

Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it.

Re: Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose
 

Oedipus much?

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i didn't even read the post, the answer is easy.

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Over-50 thread was good, this one is weak. .500 is not bad, Matt.

Re: Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose
 

Have sex with 8 0 year olds?

Not which, WHO n/m
 

n/m

Re: Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose
 

This thread is worthless without pics!!!!

oh no, I said it, please no, don't post any pics. I was only kidding!

Re: Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose
 

You suffer from premature ejection. Hold your opinion until you see more answers. This has better potential for good or sick choices.

Re: Not which, WHO n/m
 

too bad she died on me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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