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Head Enforcer 12-26-2005 09:36 PM

A bit about me
 
I decided it is time I come out and contribute to the most wonderful and cheerful forum in the entire Universe! For the longest time I have wanted to color the forum with my flowers of joyous writing but I had self esteem issues.

Sigh I can not believe I actually got the courage to post this. How about a hand for small miracles class?

Okay enough of that let me tell you why I am here. I am here to lighten your load. Give release to your poker stress in ways you never thought you would or could enjoy. Yesss! Me and a bottle of baby oil are all you will need for this journey....and let us not forget the group support of your fellow poker studs.

Uh oh I think a few eager beavers have gotten excited. Electric toothbrushes starting up? I think not. You so nasty.

So to wrap up my coming out jamboree lets all close our eyes and thank mother nature for blessing men with a protrate gland. Ewww I better go before I do something I will regret.

My blog can be found at http://gayinfo.tripod.com/

PS You want to find more of me? You dog you.

[censored] 12-26-2005 09:39 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
you suck

Gunny Highway 12-26-2005 09:39 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
Who are you and why would any of us care if oot has a second token gay guy?

Los Feliz Slim 12-26-2005 09:39 PM

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you suck

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Indeed!

Head Enforcer 12-26-2005 09:45 PM

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you suck

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Only if you ask nice.

Head Enforcer 12-26-2005 09:47 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
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Who are you and why would any of us care if oot has a second token gay guy?

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I am not a token more like a hammer.

tonypaladino 12-26-2005 09:53 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
I hear they have a pill that cures gay, but them fags don't want any part of it.

Head Enforcer 12-26-2005 09:57 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
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I hear they have a pill that cures gay, but them fags don't want any part of it.

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What is this? Are you attempting to achieve an emotion or feeling? Perhaps an animal of some sort?

tonypaladino 12-26-2005 09:58 PM

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I hear they have a pill that cures gay, but them fags don't want any part of it.

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What is this? Are you attempting to achiev an emotion or feeling? Perhaps an animal of some sort?

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Am I trying to achieve an animal of some sort? Is that what you're asking?

UncleSalty 12-26-2005 10:00 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
Welcome to the forum.

Seriously, no one here cares where you like to stick your weiner. End of thread.

SII(his)P

Head Enforcer 12-26-2005 10:02 PM

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I hear they have a pill that cures gay, but them fags don't want any part of it.

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What is this? Are you attempting to achiev an emotion or feeling? Perhaps an animal of some sort?

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Am I trying to achieve an animal of some sort? Is that what you're asking?

You silly twit. The first question is THE question. My GAWD what are we dealing with here. The questions after are attempts at deciphering your cryptogram. Duh.


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WackityWhiz 12-26-2005 10:03 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
the only good thing about you is your sign up date.

that is all

-WW

Head Enforcer 12-26-2005 10:06 PM

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the only good thing about you is your sign up date.

that is all

-WW

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Ok so now you are showing off the staff you hired to write your wit. Very good I'm impressed now flex the muscles that count darling.

Bigdaddydvo 12-26-2005 10:11 PM

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you suck

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WackityWhiz 12-26-2005 10:11 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
don't call me darling [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I need some double cheeseburgers ASAP, I feel violated

Sightless 12-26-2005 10:18 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
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you suck

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correct.

Head Enforcer 12-26-2005 10:23 PM

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you suck

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correct.

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Tell me something I don't know. Bet you did not know I use to be able to put my feet behind my head. Yes chew on that morsel for awhile.

kyro 12-26-2005 10:26 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
I laughed. That being said, no I will not go out with you and I beg of you to respect my heterosexual desires. Thanks.

radek2166 12-26-2005 10:28 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
Damn I was kinda hopeing that this might take of like Sup bro?

Sup Bro would Shiip!!!!!!!

tonypaladino 12-26-2005 10:41 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
You've been a troll since the very begining

Troll

Troll

Now do the [censored] world a favor, and die.

Tony

Clarkmeister 12-26-2005 10:46 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
I'm disturbed that this guy's expulsion is taking so long. Where's Commodus when you need him?

At any rate, this clown is #101 in my book.

Talk2BigSteve 12-27-2005 01:00 AM

Re: A bit about me
 
Oh Jesus Christ, not another sissy [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Baby Oil and Jamborees?
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/6...nkfairy4sf.jpg

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Head Enforcer 12-27-2005 01:09 AM

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I'm disturbed that this guy's expulsion is taking so long. Where's Commodus when you need him?

At any rate, this clown is #101 in my book.

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It is ok to be phobic I will help you through it. In my book you are not a number but a juicy hamburger.

Head Enforcer 12-27-2005 01:13 AM

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I'm disturbed that this guy's expulsion is taking so long. Where's Commodus when you need him?

At any rate, this clown is #101 in my book.

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One other thing my good, very good friend. Long expulsions are just grand. I mean on a scale of 1 to 385 it is a 1084. My God you have never experienced an enriched sense of being have you?

Luv2DriveTT 12-27-2005 01:14 AM

Re: A bit about me
 
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I'm disturbed that this guy's expulsion is taking so long. Where's Commodus when you need him?

At any rate, this clown is #101 in my book.

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Welcome to the list. Some are better than others. You obviously belong at the top, what took you so long?

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

vexvelour 12-27-2005 12:58 PM

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That's right it's MY bandwidth I pay for it. They are stealing and perhaps some legal action could be taken.

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YSSCKY

samjjones 12-27-2005 01:12 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
http://www.answers.com/main/content/...emens_2004.jpg

OR
http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com...ench03pf-1.jpg
?

Talk2BigSteve 12-27-2005 01:47 PM

Re: A bit about me
 
http://ist-socrates.berkeley.edu/~bt...nt/chances.jpg

Is this your van???

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

tonypaladino 12-28-2005 03:22 AM

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That's right it's MY bandwidth I pay for it. They are stealing and perhaps some legal action could be taken.

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YSSCKY

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Is there a reason you made up a quote and told me to kill myself, or are you just on the rag?


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