What is the dumbest thing you have done for a girl?
 

Personally, I haven't done anything to stupid, just [censored] like trying to enjoy certain lame ass douche [censored] that chicks seem to like (movies, music, TV, etc.), but I am willing to be some of you have done some absurd [censored]. Anyone kill for a girl? Get a tat? Bone a donkey? This is the place for you to expose yourself for our amusement.

Please note: As long as you didn't physically harm someone, anything that you did that resulted in you getting ass, you should not be ashamed to post.

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I was piss drunk, and at the time was walking with a cane because I had broken my foot. We were smking outside a bar and there was a Japanses resturant next door, with a set of sake cups in a display case. (The place was closed.) So the girl was like, "Oh, I wish I had sake cups like those" So I was like "OK" and took my cane and smashed the glass case open.

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Quit doing drugs. Then once I realized it was going to be a LJBF relationship, the friendship ceased while the consumption commenced. Don't do stupid [censored] for women, they'll walk all over your ass. I see it with a roommate every day.

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lie. it never works in the longrun.

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lie. it never works in the longrun.

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The dumbest thing I've ever done for a girl was to [censored] her. Some poon ought to be left alone, no matter how tempting or easy it may be.

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I shaved for one (not my face)

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I feel ya brotha.

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shaving is the way to go, no girl likes Bushy McBusheron

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I shaved for one (not my face)

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I've heard a few women say that they like this or at least prefer when a guy "trims".

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painted my rented room some color she liked (because she is home improvement shows fan), even though the landlady made me promise that i'd paint it back on my own dime when i moved out. cost me 2 days time and 3 gallons of paint.

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I shaved for one (not my face)

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I've heard a few women say that they like this or at least prefer when a guy "trims".

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well, the girl was shaved as well and she mentioned it would make the sex better, it was pretty much a no brainer from there.

and yes, both men and women prefer a trim pubic region.

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Its a tie between walking 14 miles to see her and being there for her when she needed me.

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I was piss drunk, and at the time was walking with a cane because I had broken my foot. We were smking outside a bar and there was a Japanses resturant next door, with a set of sake cups in a display case. (The place was closed.) So the girl was like, "Oh, I wish I had sake cups like those" So I was like "OK" and took my cane and smashed the glass case open.

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You really go after what you want don't you?

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Its a tie between walking 14 miles to see her and being there for her when she needed me.

[/ QUOTE ]wow, this is a close call.

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ive had one girlfriend.

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Borrowed her from her husband.

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married her

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married her

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Man. If I had a nickel for every time I heard this phrase or "told her I loved her", I'd be [censored] rich.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY OR ORIGINAL.

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cried my eyes out for 18 months

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married her

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Man. If I had a nickel for every time I heard this phrase or "told her I loved her", I'd be [censored] rich.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY OR ORIGINAL.

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well, keep in mind this is the same guy who replied to the "Most expensive thing you've ever ate/drank" thread with "my ex-wife." pretty sure it had been used about 5 times in the thread already.

so there is at least a precedent for his Norman Chad-esque replies

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When I was in high school, this girl I had a huge crush on told me she'd sleep with me if I quit smoking. I did for like a day and a half until I realized that she was just a manipulative whore and if I was going to [censored] her it didn't matter whether or not I smoked.

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cried my eyes out for 18 months

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18 months? I'm not sure I've ever cried over a girl. I've gotten drunk and broken things but that's it. Story?

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When I was in high school, this girl I had a huge crush on told me she'd sleep with me if I quit smoking. I did for like a day and a half until I realized that she was just a manipulative whore and if I was going to [censored] her it didn't matter whether or not I smoked.

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i had this landmark epiphany at one point as well. not with smoking though.

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18 months? I'm not sure I've ever cried over a girl. I've gotten drunk and broken things but that's it. Story?

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okay it was metaphorical.

Heart-broken is a better description. Not a story even, went out for a year, she dumped me, but I still saw her every day through circumstance, and was just being a pussy.

Only got over it when she got married.

It's stupid. Don't any of you guys do it.

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OK, so far Tony P has done the most irrational thing. There has to be someone out there that has him beat.

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Come on, someone in here must have fallen madly in love with their high school English teacher who then manipulated him into killing her husband. Anyone?

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Um, I took an F in my philosophy class to debunk the rumor that I was sleeping with the professor.







I was. she was hot... british, and looked like elizabeth hurley, except with grey eyes and a skinnier face.

dated her for a year, I guess it was worth it.

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Um, I took an F in my philosophy class to debunk the rumor that I was sleeping with the professor.







I was. she was hot... british, and looked like elizabeth hurley, except with grey eyes and a skinnier face.

dated her for a year, I guess it was worth it.

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Who did you show your grades to to prove you weren't sleeping with her?

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Debunking true rumors about [censored] your hot professor is a good thing?!

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Bought her a diamond ring and asked her to marry me

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I can't beat tony. That's like Belushi-quality humor.

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basically I started fing off in her class, and then showed some test grades, whined about how it wasnt fair and she was a bitch.

pretty much convinced everyone.

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it was a good thing because at my school, that would have been grounds for a firing.

so I guess she did a dumb thing for me too.

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Let her piss on my face while I was performing oral sex.

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I shaved for one (not my face)

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This is not dumb. just common courtesy

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I used to buy girls drinks at bars when I just met them. Sometimes I would buy there friends a drink as well. This only worked one time, and she was ugly.

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I used to buy girls drinks at bars when I just met them. Sometimes I would buy there friends a drink as well. This only worked one time, and she was ugly.

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This is the opposite of dumb IMO, but I will never buy a girl a drink unless she buys the first round (and we alternate after that). I'm talking about girls I meet there though, not someone who I brought out.

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I shaved for one (not my face)

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This is not dumb. just common courtesy

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Its the only thing I've done for a girl, so I threw in my .02

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I will never buy a girl a drink unless she buys the first round (and we alternate after that).

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So why not just buy your own drinks?