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I'll split a $50 prize if someone here can come up with a title for a new feature being started at my newspaper.
Here's the description of the feature:

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Starting next week, the State Journal will add a list of five fast facts on page one meant to help busy readers digest news quickly.

The feature will serve double duty, giving readers with limited time some basics on the news of the day, while helping other readers find more in-depth coverage throughout the paper. The feature will run Monday through Friday because it is aimed at busy weekday readers.

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Fast Five has already been shot down.

I'll submit every reasonable idea posted in the this thread, and if your (my) entry is the winner, I'll split the prize with you.

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Reader's Digest

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Take Five.

RJT

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Five for the Drive.

(to work?)

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"Fiveline"

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Fact Attack
Speed Read
Five Inside

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Flash Five or maybe Five in a Flash

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Quick Notes


lol

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Five Live
or
Live Five

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five fast facts

Hmmmm?
How about "the fast five" - How do i come up with these things?

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Fact Force Five

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Fact Force Five

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This would be my winner so far.

But remember, this is for a daily newspaper. We're going for creative, but not too creative.

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I like "Take Five" the best.

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Fact Force Five was atop my list of the dumbest in the thread, and it wasnt even close.

I really like Take Five, too. Fits.

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Fact Force Five

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This would be my winner so far.

But remember, this is for a daily newspaper. We're going for creative, but not too creative.

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Then I guess I'd submit something more current like 'Fantastic Five' or something

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Fact Force Five was atop my list of the dumbest in the thread, and it wasnt even close.

I really like Take Five, too. Fits.

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It's a play on Fox Force Five, from Pulp Fiction. And Take Five is so vanilla, it just might win.

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Does it have to have five in the title?

Assuming they are in bullet point format, how about "Bullet News"

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Dive for Five.

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Not Cliff's Notes.

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Does it have to have five in the title?

Assuming they are in bullet point format, how about "Bullet News"

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No
and No.

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V Card

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NEWS TO BOOT

why!? because people wear boots when the read the news!... plus the rhyme..

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Five facts, fortified with fiber.

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Five for Fighting
World at a glance (or change world with your state/city)
Your World in 5

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The High Five

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(The) Fiver
Think Five
(The) One Through Five
Speed Read
Sum Five
(The) Front Five
Act Five
Give it Five
Fivel Goes West
This Journal for Dummies

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What if someday they want to change it to 3, 4, or 6 or 7? including the number is old and cliche.

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Five Things First...

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News For Retards

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What if someday they want to change it to 3, 4, or 6 or 7? including the number is old and cliche.

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this is by far the worst submission so far

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Newsflash, it's simple, it's easy, and it cuts to the hard of the matter.

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Newsflash, it's simple, it's easy, and it cuts to the hard of the matter.

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I was going to say "I'll cut your heart", but then I realized you butchered the expression

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Not to sound like I am campaigning, but in case you are not familiar: Take Five is also an allusion to the jazz album by Dave Brubek. I am not very knowledgeable in jazz, but most consider it a “masterpiece” I believe.

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Five and ten, without the ten. Or the and.

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is this the Wisconsin State Journal or Cap times?

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Five-For-All

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Daily Digest

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is this the Wisconsin State Journal or Cap times?

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State Journal

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Cave Window

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QuintEssential News

just send me the $25