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jakethebake 09-26-2005 03:48 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
[ QUOTE ]
Operator: "What number are you calling?"

Max: "I'm calling Control, Operator…"

Operator: "You have dialed incorrectly. Give me your name and address and your dime will be refunded."

Max: "Operator, I'm calling from my shoe!"

Operator: "What is the number of your shoe?"

Max: "It's an unlisted shoe, Operator!"

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Gold!!! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

jakethebake 09-26-2005 03:50 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
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I'm not in the least bit upset that I have no idea what the [censored] this is.

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You should be.

Patrick del Poker Grande 09-26-2005 03:53 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
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I'm not in the least bit upset that I have no idea what the [censored] this is.

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You should be.

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Alright, I'll pretend. Woe is me.

RacersEdge 09-26-2005 03:56 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
Chief: Max, this will undoubtedly be the most dangerous mission you've ever gone on. You probably won't get back alive.
Maxwell Smart: If you're trying to scare me, Chief, you're wasting your time. I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
Chief: You'll parachute from six thousand feet.
Maxwell Smart: I think I just learned it.


Plus, I was reading that Agent 99 was originally going to be Agent 69....good stuff.

Sponger15SB 09-26-2005 03:58 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
I'm not in the least bit upset that I have no idea what the [censored] this is.

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You should be.

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Alright, I'll pretend. Woe is me.

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slamdunkpro 09-26-2005 03:59 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
This is the bit that I find interesting.

In 1941, he dropped out of school to join the Marines, lying about his age. In Guadalcanal he survived the deadly blackwater fever and was returned to the States to become a drill instructor, acquiring the clipped delivery that served him well as a comedian.

Imagine Don Adams as the DI in Full Metal Jacket. ”Sorry about that Pvt. Joker”

RIP

4_2_it 09-26-2005 04:00 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
I'll tell you as soon as you lower the cone of silence.

shant 09-26-2005 04:01 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
I played a lot of p***r with this guy at Hollywood Park. He was a fish.

RIP

2planka 09-26-2005 04:01 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
Been a tough year for TV types:

Johnny Carson
Frank Gorshin
Sandra Dee
James Doohan
Anne Bancroft
Bob Denver
Don Adams

youtalkfunny 09-26-2005 04:20 PM

Re: Don Adams dead at 82
 
I imagine this was how the "Don Knotts was a Marine DI" urban myth was born.

How can anyone write a Don Adams obit, and leave out:

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