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12-23-2005 05:56 AM

V-cards - How many do you own?
 
I personally only own 2 V-cards. My ex-gf from junior year of HS and this girl I met on a cruise.

I lost my V-card to a 22 year old Candy Store employee at the mall I worked at when I was 17. We got real liquored up at her house and I rode that [censored] bareback like 5 times. When I realized what had happened in the morning, I went to get tested the next day. That was scary as [censored].. thankfully I was clean.

How many V-cards do you have and how did you lose your V-card?

jaxUp 12-23-2005 06:00 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
swapped with my current gf of 5 years (we were 15 at the time). She is the only girl I've ever had sex with. First time was not that great. We were both kind of awkward and had no idea wtf we were doing.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 06:05 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
I am disturbed by how you seem to equate welcoming a girl into womanhood as a conquest and a trophy. Do you feel that other people are only here for your masturbatory like amusement and sex is to be used as an instrument to control and dominate others?

12-23-2005 06:08 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
This is OOT. Chillax

Piiop 12-23-2005 06:10 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Who the hell calls that a V-card??

dblgutshot 12-23-2005 06:11 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
I know many people who call that V-card as well.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 06:21 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
[ QUOTE ]
This is OOT. Chillax

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Are you saying that because you are under the veil of internet annonymity it is alright to be a misogynist? Or are you openly sexist in real life but OOT is by nature a sexist discussion forum where your views cannot be challenged?

12-23-2005 06:23 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Why aren't you protesting the whole banging chicks on myspace thread then? Is it bad to talk about who you've slept with but not how to easily get laid via an online service?

I think both things are fine.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 06:33 AM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
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Why aren't you protesting the whole banging chicks on myspace thread then? Is it bad to talk about who you've slept with but not how to easily get laid via an online service?

I think both things are fine.

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I would go after the use of the word "banging" on that thread, but there are thousands of replies. It would only get lost. Why are you bringing that up? Does another example of sexism make you less sexist, does it somehow make it right?

Is it bad to talk about who you've had sex with? In theory I'd say no. Is it bad to brag about taking girl's "v-cards"? I guess we can be moral relativists, but that is misogynist. As to is it wrong to talk about how to easily get laid via myspace? Well I haven't seen anything written about how to easily get laid using your keyboard. I dont see a problem with that.

If the intent is to dominate and degrade other people as a tool for your sexual pleasure then maybe there is something wrong with it. If you are sexist and like to brag about how you so casually take girl's virginities, then that is your business, but I think you should cop to the fact that you are a sexist misogynist.

mmbt0ne 12-23-2005 01:21 PM

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When I realized what had happened in the morning, I went to get tested the next day. That was scary as [censored].. thankfully I was clean.

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You realize it can take longer than that to test positive right?

livinitup0 12-23-2005 01:28 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
...they're not???

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BCPVP 12-23-2005 01:33 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Parliament is getting pwned in his own thread. Hilarious!

lu_hawk 12-23-2005 01:47 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Why aren't you protesting the whole banging chicks on myspace thread then? Is it bad to talk about who you've slept with but not how to easily get laid via an online service?

I think both things are fine.

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I would go after the use of the word "banging" on that thread, but there are thousands of replies. It would only get lost. Why are you bringing that up? Does another example of sexism make you less sexist, does it somehow make it right?

Is it bad to talk about who you've had sex with? In theory I'd say no. Is it bad to brag about taking girl's "v-cards"? I guess we can be moral relativists, but that is misogynist. As to is it wrong to talk about how to easily get laid via myspace? Well I haven't seen anything written about how to easily get laid using your keyboard. I dont see a problem with that.

If the intent is to dominate and degrade other people as a tool for your sexual pleasure then maybe there is something wrong with it. If you are sexist and like to brag about how you so casually take girl's virginities, then that is your business, but I think you should cop to the fact that you are a sexist misogynist.

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When is the last time you got laid?

Sponger15SB 12-23-2005 01:50 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
[ QUOTE ]
If the intent is to dominate and degrade other people as a tool for your sexual pleasure then maybe there is something wrong with it. If you are sexist and like to brag about how you so casually take girl's virginities, then that is your business, but I think you should cop to the fact that you are a sexist misogynist.

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#1

#2

ok this link isnt really related but youre a [censored] weirdo

weirdo part 2

Alright, seriously, I looked through almost all of your posts and you must be a mod's gimmick account or something because you're posts are weird and freaky you should have been banned a long long time ago, and if they are all actually true you should seriously consider getting some therapy.

fyodor 12-23-2005 01:51 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
I thought a V-card was a Visa card. I have 3.

12-23-2005 01:55 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Skip,

I would like to let you know that not only do I think of it as a conquest, I frequently specifically seek out V-card holders. Often I will give them a fake name and laugh about it with my buddies. Please get off your high horse.

Realistically,
Earl

gorie 12-23-2005 02:00 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
i gave my bf like 50 of them. for some reason it never gets old.

Vavavoom 12-23-2005 02:00 PM

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i gave my bf like 50 of them. for some reason it never gets old.

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hahahahaha

12-23-2005 02:27 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
How did I get owned? Sponger just totally owned the pervert Skip Brutale with his cheerleader's post.

Die bitch

Parliament

12-23-2005 02:28 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
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When I realized what had happened in the morning, I went to get tested the next day. That was scary as [censored].. thankfully I was clean.

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You realize it can take longer than that to test positive right?

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Yea - I got tested a 3 months after too for a checkup.

Die Skip Brutale you pedophile.

Taking girls V-cards is part of life.

astroglide 12-23-2005 02:56 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
sex with virgins is generally horrible. i don't see any reason to seek it out.

Gunny Highway 12-23-2005 02:59 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
1. What is a V-card?

2. As is often the case, astro is right.

3. Also, nice work, sponger.

12-23-2005 03:03 PM

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sex with virgins is generally horrible. i don't see any reason to seek it out.

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It's more of a pride thing because you know that they were your first and they'll never forget you. Plus, you get to teach them!

Meech 12-23-2005 03:20 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
I agree that deflowering women is just proof of how much you hate women. Suck it up, be a man and let your wife/gf wear the pants in your family.

Run, don't walk and donate as your penance.

http://www.now.org

tpir90036 12-23-2005 03:28 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Zero. I prefer having sex with girls who know what they are doing and will not cry/bleed/fall in love.

I lost mine to a girlfriend who was allegedly experienced but just laid there like a log and was pretty freaking terrible at assisting in the experience. I didn't even finish! We never had good sex even after I knew what was up and we broke up not too long after I found someone who was a demon in the sack.

PokerFink 12-23-2005 03:33 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
One. Same girl who took mine back in highschool.

I don't get it Parliament. It sounds like you're old enough to be atleast in college. By the time college rolls around, most girls have had atleast a couple partners. Girls that haven't are either a) ugly or b) on a moral high horse or c) saving themselves. There is no point in trying with any of these girls. Way too much effort for bad sex.

-Fink

Gunny Highway 12-23-2005 03:34 PM

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It's more of a pride thing because you know that they were your first and they'll never forget you. Plus, you get to teach them!

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Every virgin should be lucky enough to learn everything a 19 year-old kid has to teach her.

12-23-2005 03:35 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
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One. Same girl who took mine back in highschool.

I don't get it Parliament. It sounds like you're old enough to be atleast in college. By the time college rolls around, most girls have had atleast a couple partners. Girls that haven't are either a) ugly or b) on a moral high horse or c) saving themselves. There is no point in trying with any of these girls. Way too much effort for bad sex.

-Fink

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Yea, but you only get to take a girls V-card once. Good point though - I agree sex is better with experienced girls.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 04:18 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If the intent is to dominate and degrade other people as a tool for your sexual pleasure then maybe there is something wrong with it. If you are sexist and like to brag about how you so casually take girl's virginities, then that is your business, but I think you should cop to the fact that you are a sexist misogynist.

[/ QUOTE ]

#1

#2

ok this link isnt really related but youre a [censored] weirdo

weirdo part 2

Alright, seriously, I looked through almost all of your posts and you must be a mod's gimmick account or something because you're posts are weird and freaky you should have been banned a long long time ago, and if they are all actually true you should seriously consider getting some therapy.

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Why should I be banned, because I think differently than you? Maybe everyone that thinks different than you should be rounded up on a ship and sent to an island. Would you like that? Furthurmore what do my posts you have linked to have to do with this thread? Is somehow trying to prove I am a weird pervert going to change the fact that OP is a misognyist? Stay on topic.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 04:19 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Hawk why do you think that my getting laid has to do with this? Are you saying that anyone who has sex on a regular basis does not value or respect members of the opposite sex? Why would that be so? Is that how you feel?

bugstud 12-23-2005 04:20 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
-1

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 04:21 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
GoldSlugger which of us is on the high horse? Im not the one trying to put others down and brag about it. Why do you enjoy degrading females? Do you think your mother would be proud of what you have just written? When you were a small child did you dream of growing up to be someone who would trick naive girls and then brag to his friends about this must shallow of accomplishments?

12-23-2005 04:24 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This is OOT. Chillax

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Are you saying that because you are under the veil of internet annonymity it is alright to be a misogynist? Or are you openly sexist in real life but OOT is by nature a sexist discussion forum where your views cannot be challenged?

[/ QUOTE ]

Someone PM Skip and let him know that his wife has hijacked his account.

CollinEstes 12-23-2005 04:24 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Refering to it as taking a V-Card is really gay. I wouldn't have thought it was that gay but you kept saying it throughout this thread which increased not only its gay-ness but also yours.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 04:28 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
Ineedaride2 so you are saying that only women would ever dare dream of a world without sexism? Or perhaps you are saying I must be a kind of girly man homosexual because I am not a misognyist. Is that how you define the strength in your gender role, by degrading others?

12-23-2005 04:28 PM

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yada yada yada.....Plus, you get to teach them!

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Amen.

her - "Is that really where that's supposed to go?"

me - "Of course, are you questioning me?"

Her - "Well no, but...."

me - "In fact, you're not even supposed to be talking right now. What happened to your sock?"

12-23-2005 04:29 PM

Re: V-cards - How many do you own?
 
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Ineedaride2 so you are saying that only women would ever dare dream of a world without sexism? Or perhaps you are saying I must be a kind of girly man homosexual because I am not a misognyist. Is that how you define the strength in your gender role, by degrading others?

[/ QUOTE ]

Lessee....

Yes.

Yes.....

And....yes.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 04:30 PM

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sex with virgins is generally horrible. i don't see any reason to seek it out.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's more of a pride thing because you know that they were your first and they'll never forget you. Plus, you get to teach them!

[/ QUOTE ]

Do girls you have sex with normaly forget you? If this is the case the girls you usually bed with must have a high number of sexual partners, and you must be unmemorable sexually.

12-23-2005 04:31 PM

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Refering to it as taking a V-Card is really gay. I wouldn't have thought it was that gay but you kept saying it throughout this thread which increased not only its gay-ness but also yours.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes.

You're supposed to call it your 'flower'.

Skip Brutale 12-23-2005 04:31 PM

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How did I get owned? Sponger just totally owned the pervert Skip Brutale with his cheerleader's post.

Die bitch

Parliament

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Die bitch? That is the last act of an owned man.


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