Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
 

You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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walk up to her and a)ask her for a rematch or b)ask her to explain her obviously superior strategy. Proceed to buy her a drink and blah blah blah, then SIIHP

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She wins.

Game over.

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She wins.

Game over.

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jeebus pretty much nailed it without much effort evidently [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

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[censored] her.

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Your next note -- "Teach me"

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Your next note -- "inside?"

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FYP

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hahaha, you almost owed me a new monitor there....excellent...

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You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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you enlisted a troop in this battle, and the best you could do was tic tac toe? what a waste of manpower, if i was the waiter i would have advised you to write down:

"hi, can i buy you a drink and join you and your friends?"

when shes looks up , give her a smile and a little wave.

ship it

edit: ehhh, then you may get stuck feeling like a jackass and buying them all a drink. maybe a simple:

can i join you ladies

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My play? Don't send a lame note in the first place.

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My play? Don't send a lame note in the first place.

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yeah, this seems like the best idea

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Your next note -- "Teach me"

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nice

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Show her what she has won.

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Your next note -- "Teach me"

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nice

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wooo, praise from caesar

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can i join you ladies

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so much worse.
there is nothing wrong with being original and mixing it up. baby has indicated she is willing to play along with you, the tic tac toe is working. but the next move is crucial.

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can i join you ladies

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so much worse.
there is nothing wrong with being original and mixing it up. baby has indicated she is willing to play along with you, the tic tac toe is working. but the next move is crucial.

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yeah, i guess it did kind of suck.

i would neither go with can i buy you a drink or nothing at all.

homer owned this thread already

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i think the game is money. but only because it worked. with what happened jeebus nailed it in 'b'. end of thread

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I think it is a pretty good idea to use this game. It has the obviousness of asking to buy a drink, the easy out of a note, plus it is somewhat engaging. You aren't saying "Hey let me buy you a drink so I can put it in your butt" you're giving her something to think about and making yourself seem fun.

I also like the idea of showing her what she won. but first look at her see if she seems to be looking towards you (more importantly is one of her friends looking at you, that means she is) then have the bartender send her a drink with a note saying "rematch?"

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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Walk over and say "Congrats, the prize was hanging out with me tomorrow night."

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn

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I like your style.

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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Standard.

Yet completely wonderful to read.

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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haha thanks for the laugh.

obviously, this calls for an approach. i ask her in as few words of possible if she wants to go home. "nice play, rematch at my place?" or something like that. she'll prob laugh it off as a joke, and then you can start more normal conversation. if she doesnt laugh it off, mission accomplished.

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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have you been reading my diary?

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write back and ask if one of her less attractive friends without downs syndrome know how to play tic tac toe properly

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write back and ask if one of her less attractive friends without downs syndrome know how to play tic tac toe properly

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lol

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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this brings tears to my eyes [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img], so beautiful

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Punch her in the mouth for cheating.

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complain to the waiter that she violated the rules of tic tac toe. give him a tip and get her kicked out.

as she is being thrown to the curb go... 'now who wins biatch?'

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repond with a note that says
"you obviously have no idea who i am"
walk out... you lose but she's going to be confused for the near future

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"I'm X. You lose moran"

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

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Think of yourself like this:
http://medix.marshall.edu/~hensle16/...confidence.jpg

then you might end up like this:
http://www.fischeroutdoor.com/Images...lion%20sex.JPG

Instead of being like this:
http://www.willweber.net/2003-07/cat.jpg

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I hope you're not implying I'm a pussy.

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ROFLMAO. ROFL ROFL HAHA.

EDIT: Nice 3rd Pic there. Makes that post 5x Better, and it was pure gold before. Those 3 Pics = GOLD.

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animal sex makes me laugh heh

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You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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Walk over to her and say:
"Thanks, Thermonuclear War Has Been Averted!"













http://www.mr-atari.com/afbeeldingen...n/wargames.jpg

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I'd go over there and give her a hard time for giving me the easiest tic tac toe victory in the history of civilization, since I'm X's.

When I see a group of girls in a bar like this, I like to tip the waitress/bartender and have them bring the girls a round of waters or shots of water with a lime. When the befuddled girls look over at me as the bartender/waitress gives them the waters, I'll make eye contact and raise my drink to acknowledgement them, letting them know I splurged. This usually has good results.