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Jeebus 12-30-2005 05:03 AM

Re: I suck at closing
 
i know it though, so I got no good come back. Sucks to be me, on a side note I still get my share of ass so its all good.

diebitter 12-30-2005 05:14 AM

Re: I suck at closing
 
Follow this simple pictorial guide

kagame 12-30-2005 06:11 AM

Re: I suck at closing
 
[ QUOTE ]

"hey the bar is closing, but there's a party in my pants."

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12-30-2005 11:15 AM

Re: I suck at closing
 
[ QUOTE ]
quids,

What about when he wants to pick up chicks someplace other than Jersey or Compton?

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Then you can drop the hey, yo, and just say,


"afterbars are in my WASP-parents, mahogany covered study, if you would like to join us for petit-fours, and triangular sanwhiches with their crusts cut off, Id be more than pleased."

CrazyEyez 12-30-2005 11:23 AM

Re: I suck at closing
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
quids,

What about when he wants to pick up chicks someplace other than Jersey or Compton?

[/ QUOTE ]

Then you can drop the hey, yo, and just say,


"afterbars are in my WASP-parents, mahogany covered study, if you would like to join us for petit-fours, and triangular sanwhiches with their crusts cut of, Id be more than pleased."

[/ QUOTE ]
Heh heh.

Petit-fours, nice.

samjjones 12-30-2005 11:29 AM

Re: I suck at closing
 
http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Captures/C...ry_baldwin.jpg

And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your [censored] ass because a loser is a loser.

Ulysses 12-30-2005 02:42 PM

Re: I suck at closing
 
quids,

Well done, my friend. But, seriously, who says "afterbars" ?

12-30-2005 02:45 PM

Re: I suck at closing
 
[ QUOTE ]
quids,

Well done, my friend. But, seriously, who says "afterbars" ?

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Its a common term here.

person 1: where you going tonight?

person 2: dunno, probably here until 1:30, there until 3, then afterbars at bills house

person 3: oh, cool.

I didnt realize it was a regional thing.

uw_madtown 12-30-2005 05:52 PM

Re: I suck at closing
 
We say afterbar in Madison too.

On the other hand, we don't use the words "yo," "joint," or "ride" when inviting someone to them.


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