Worst line you ever told a girl?
 

What was it? when? and results of that action?
Mine? I was 14 went up to a girl, pulled down my pants and said suck it. She laughed at me and walked away.....

Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
 

Let me SIIYP.

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You were either an insane idiot or had one heck of a set of balls on you at 14.

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A good friend of mine in High School walked up to a girl with an actual screw in his hand and said "Wanna screw?" The girl and him both kinda laughed it off.

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"I love you."

-JP

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I used the "I didn't take it out for air" line from Requiem for a Dream not too long ago. It worked, but it felt really, really stupid instead of funny like I wanted.

Too many times I've used: "Ummm, I schaid I thwink joo arre hot. I wanna suadf sdoem areeelnt pooper. What? I'mm not slurrring. [censored] YOU I AM NOT DRUNK YOU WHOORE! Ya, where is your tough guy boyfriend? I'll kick all yer sorry...hey, hey! [censored] you too Mr. tough bouncer guy!" It hasn't worked yet, but I'll keep trying and let you know.

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This isnt the worst line ive told a girl, but my friends make sooo much fun of me for this one. I was drunk and trying to get with this chick. In the convorsation she said people always tell her she looks like kate hudson (which she did have a big resemblance to).

So anyway, later on that night when I was trying to close the deal. I stared her straight on, gave her my sexiest grin and said "You don't look like Kate Hudson, (pause) Kate Hudson looks like you". Very very gay, and my buddy who was there overheard that and immediately started laughing, but even that didnt kill it for her. She ate it up. Which is why I don't care how lame it sounded or how bad my friends ripped on me for it, cuz I went home with her that night.

She turned out to be a psycho headcase tho, so the moral of the story is dont hit on chicks who kate hudson looks like, heh.

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Back when I was fit, I used to regularly be a professional sportsman when I went out.

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Good one, Alobar!