****Official Buying a Gift For Your Boss Thread****
 

I think this thread is very valid for the times and this arena. While I do think that getting the perfect gift is somewhat overrated by all, buying the incorrect gift is not overrated though, it can be disasterous. With that in mind, I need some ideas for a gift for my boss. I somehow was given my boss's name for Secret Santa. Limit is $10, but thats BS, but I don't want to go overboard. I am thinking something in the $25 range. A general description of my boss is that he is just like any other office boss, except he is a dork.

anyways, help would be appreciated.

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I'm pretty sure the blow job you gave him yesterday was more than enough. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] <font color="white">Just kidding TSC. </font>

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I'm pretty sure the blow job you gave him yesterday was more than enough. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] <font color="white">Just kidding TSC. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]oops, forgot about this, okay, what should I give him besides the BJ or the rimjob. I was thinking a bottle of wine, which usually goes good before or after sexual favors.

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Last year, for the first time, the department pitched in and got our boss a gift certificate at his favorite restaurant. When he received it, he was visibly uncomfortable and after an awkward 3 seconds of silence he came up with this gem, "Aw, you guys didn't have to get me a gift. Making your lives miserable 365 days a year is all the thanks I need." Another 3 seconds of awkward silence, then nervous laughter ensued.

We are still trying to figure out how to top last year.

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For $25 you can probably get a decent bottle of wine. Maybe a Steel Business Card Case/Holder (this might even be engraveable with your boss's initials for 25)?

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I like that idea. Aside from him being the President of the company, he also does sales.

Keep em coming!

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thanks god man, you just saved me hours of locking threads and such. buying gifts for bosses is such a popular topic that would have no doubt spawned hundreds of threads.

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I'd like to give my boss an ax to the f-ing skull, but that just me...

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I'd like to give my boss an ax to the f-ing skull, but that just me...

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I gave my boss his present early yesterday:
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Dear &lt;boss&gt;:
Effective Friday, December 16, 2005, I resign my position from &lt;company&gt;.
Sincerely,
&lt;Me&gt;


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