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12-08-2005 08:22 AM

help oot!
 
my weener is small. girls laugh. i cry. it's comparable to that of a puppy. i need advice, preferably from el diablo, because we all know he gets the ladies. i want the ladies, but i have a small peepee. help me. please.

diebitter 12-08-2005 08:23 AM

Re: help oot!
 
TTIUWithP

oh, and instaban byebye

istewart 12-08-2005 08:31 AM

Re: help oot!
 
Ah, the brilliance of the morning gimmick account.

diebitter 12-08-2005 08:34 AM

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Actually, if you really need to change it, get a brick, and tie string very tight around the base of your winkie, and hang the brick from it. Leave this on for 3 days. After this time, it won't be any bigger, but it will have gone black. Then you can at least tell people your 'black down there'.

I hope this is useful.

whiskeytown 12-08-2005 08:35 AM

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shave down there - it'll look bigger - honest - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

ChipWrecked 12-08-2005 08:47 AM

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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It's Swedish, baby!

12-08-2005 08:48 AM

Re: help oot!
 
to give you an idea... it's about four inches during peak hours... FOUR INCHES!!! that's the size of my friggin pinkie.

diebitter 12-08-2005 09:08 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
to give you an idea... it's about four inches during peak hours... FOUR INCHES!!! that's the size of my friggin pinkie.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lord, mine's bigger than that looking at guys!

er, I mean...

jokerthief 12-08-2005 09:11 AM

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I'm going to actually give a serious response to this gimmick account. I'm doing this because I'm sure there are plenty of OOTiots hung like a dog.

First off, pills won't work, they are a scam. This should be obvious but if you need proof I read about this in Maxum. Secondly, stretching exercises and pumps will only get you injured. Think about it too if a pump did work, would you really want to use it in front of a girl? Surgery can only increase the length of your flacid state, so it is also completely useless.

The reality there are many women who would be very happy with a four inch penis. I would try to date very petite girls if I were you. For every size queen there is a woman who has a very small vagina and is hurt by average sized men. This is the type of girl you should look for. Also, learn how to do oral real well and spend a lot of time with foreplay and women who prefer average sized men will probably look past your size.


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