Which Food Network Chick Would You Rather Bang?
 

I say Iron Chef Cora and it's not close. However, I realize some may prefer the perky, blimp waiting to happen Ray.

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Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!

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Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!

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I will reply to that with a line shamelessly lifted, albeit edited, from a Comedy Central Friars' Roast (aimed at Coutney Love, I believe). "I wouldn't bang her with Bea Arthurs' crank!".

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Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!

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I will reply to that with a shamelessly, albeit edited, line lifted from a Comedy Central Friars' Roast. "I wouldn't bang her with Bea Arthurs' crank!".

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Was the the Pam Anderson roast IIRC???

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I'd rather hit Emeril.

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I'd rather hit Emeril.

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BAMMMMMM!

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The second one looks like her head is about to fall off, but is otherwise cute. What's with that "my head can't stand straight up" look you see all the time in womens' promo pictures?

I like two women I see on Saturday afternoon PBS shows sometimes. One is on Everyday Cooking, and started as a blond but now has a mousy brunette color. There's another one with the same hair color who is skinnier and not nearly as pretty. The one I like is cute and has a good body, with a slyly sexy look about her. I don't know if she always looks like that or is trying to seduce the camera, but whatever, it works for me. Seduction is good. Whatever she's doing, she's good at it.

The other is a black woman on a gardening show that reminds me a lot of Halle Berry, who I've had a thing for ever since that "Boomerang" movie.

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Where is the Julia Child option...

I mean damn.. she's equally hot a Bea Arthur!

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I will reply to that with a shamelessly, albeit edited, line lifted from a Comedy Central Friars' Roast. "I wouldn't bang her with Bea Arthurs' crank!".

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Was the the Pam Anderson roast IIRC???

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I think it was Courtney Love. Can't recall for certain. That Pam Anderson one was fckn funny as hell, though. That lady at the end was the best.

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You forgot Giada De Laurentiis from Everyday Italian.
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Not a great pic; she's much better looking on the show.

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This poll is worthless without Giada De Laurentiis.