Elvis lines..
 

I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

Re: Elvis lines..
 

how about "yay, more bacon" or "drugs are awesome"

Re: Elvis lines..
 

Try song lyrics.

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Lemonade... that cool, refreshing drink.

Re: Elvis lines..
 

"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."

Re: Elvis lines..
 

"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."

Re: Elvis lines..
 

This needs to be preceded by "Have you got a garage?"

[ QUOTE ]
"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Elvis lines..
 

Don't be cruel, baby.

You're nothin' but a hound dog.

So, are you lonesome tonight?

TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)

Try stuff like that.

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"we gotta win this race"

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Say man....check out that steering wheel....woahh man.... that sucker's HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE