Where would you go to get killed?
 

I got this idea from the play Hamlet. In it Hamlet wants to die but refuses to commit suicide because he thinks God would damn him to hell for this.

So, if you wanted to die, but couldn't do anything blatantly asking for it? For example, you can't sleep on train tracks or yell "NIGGER!" to a huge crowd of black people packing guns.

I think I'd go to the Amazon without any vaccinations. Good chance I'd get bit by a mosquito or eat a poisonous fish or some [censored] like that. I'd say I'd go to Africa and bang a bunch of women and catch AIDS, but 1) That's a little blatant, and 2) I don't think I could get it up.

So where would you go/what would you do if you wanted to die, but not want people to know you were asking for it?

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here

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Hahhahahaa, I LOVE your blatant racism!!

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Just an example. Can't yell "EARNHARDT SUCKS!" to a trailer park crowd either.

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Camden, NJ

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yell "EARNHARDT SUCKS!" to a trailer park crowd

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This is what I'd do.

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corner of crenshaw and slauson (in south central la) 2am sunday wearing bright blue doo-rag and lots of bling

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act as a christian minister in Falluja.

Melch

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Camden, NJ

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this is the obvious answer

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I would hold some people hostage in a bank with a fake gun. I'd have a note taped to the gun that said "ThinMan said if I didn't do this, he would rape my family in front of me, starting with my dad." Then they would find that note after they shot me.

<font color="white"> ThinMan: Any publicity is good publicity right? </font>

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Id sit at my computer all day reading oot, multitabling 3/6, getting fat eating junk food, not sleeping, ..... S H I T....
-Andrew

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Spring break. Palm Beach or Lake Mead. Booze. Jet Ski.

Gotta have a little fun before shuffling off the mortal coil.

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Pluto, in something leaky.

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http://www.sportplanet.com/ksps/todos_4.jpg

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I'd get killed saving the planet earth whilst driving my spaceship headlong into the oncoming meteor, whilst leaving a final message to the collective planet, as it holds its breath for the outcome:

"you kids be good now!"

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I got this idea from the play Hamlet. In it Hamlet wants to die but refuses to commit suicide because he thinks God would damn him to hell for this.

So, if you wanted to die, but couldn't do anything blatantly asking for it? For example, you can't sleep on train tracks or yell "NIGGER!" to a huge crowd of black people packing guns.

I think I'd go to the Amazon without any vaccinations. Good chance I'd get bit by a mosquito or eat a poisonous fish or some [censored] like that. I'd say I'd go to Africa and bang a bunch of women and catch AIDS, but 1) That's a little blatant, and 2) I don't think I could get it up.

So where would you go/what would you do if you wanted to die, but not want people to know you were asking for it?

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Springfield, IL. With no bat.

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New Jersey

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hiking/endurance racing and not watching out for snakes

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Taking flight lessons then getting drunk and going up before I learn how to land.

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http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/1666/caving5yc.jpg

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I would find some war to fight in. Soldiers who do not fear death can do awesome things on the battlefield.

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http://www.sportplanet.com/ksps/todos_4.jpg

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http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/gr...ak-bodhi-7.jpg

Call me Bodhi.

~D

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Alaska, and get a job on a crab boat.

A) Might get to be on The Deadliest Catch
B) Have a decent shot at death
C) If you don't die you make like $100k in a week if you're lucky

~D

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Alaska, and get a job on a crab boat.

A) Might get to be on The Deadliest Catch
B) Have a decent shot at death
C) If you don't die you make like $100k in a week if you're lucky

~D

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holy [censored] I need to check this out, thanks

The Deadliest Catch

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I'd get killed saving the planet earth whilst driving my spaceship headlong into the oncoming meteor, whilst leaving a final message to the collective planet, as it holds its breath for the outcome:

"you kids be good now!"

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+ I'd expect this act of heroism to make me a legend for countless generations to follow, and my name to be passed down through the eons, and probably outlive the last red twinklings of the galaxy's last star.

Actually, scratch 'probably', it makes me sound wishy-washy.

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Space or Mars.

If it was a month ago and I had limited resources, New Orleans.

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holy hell...what is that and where can u do it!!! this is DEFINATELY now on my list of things to do ASAP

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Alaska, and get a job on a crab boat.

A) Might get to be on The Deadliest Catch
B) Have a decent shot at death
C) If you don't die you make like $100k in a week if you're lucky

~D

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holy [censored] I need to check this out, thanks

The Deadliest Catch

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If I didn't get seasick I'd do it.

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holy hell...what is that and where can u do it!!! this is DEFINATELY now on my list of things to do ASAP

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Fat people and caves don't mix.

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I have heard of these huge holes in the ground, could anyone post som info on them, like locations and specific data?

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holy hell...what is that and where can u do it!!! this is DEFINATELY now on my list of things to do ASAP

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Fat people and caves don't mix.

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if i hit the side ive got cushioning to push me off and protect my vital organs

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vital organ

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FYP

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vital organ

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FYP

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ok maybe its just super late....but i dont get it...

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I was suggesting only one organ was truly vital. Which is of course true.

Go to bed.

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I was suggesting only one organ was truly vital. Which is of course true.

Go to bed.

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this isnt true....what r u refering to?

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Your winkie (penis for boys, vagina for girls, or both)!

It was a joke that this discussion is rendering really old really fast, okay?

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I have heard of these huge holes in the ground, could anyone post som info on them, like locations and specific data?

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I'll give you the info as I have info listed for thousands of public (and private) caves in the US. I would post it but peachy is yelling at me to provide the info. She obviously can't figure out how to search the archives or use google. I guess she never learned any valuable skills while googling her thesis. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I have heard of these huge holes in the ground, could anyone post som info on them, like locations and specific data?

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I'll give you the info as I have info listed for thousands of public (and private) caves in the US. I would post it but peachy is yelling at me to provide the info. She obviously can't figure out how to search the archives or use google. I guess she never learned any valuable skills while googling her thesis. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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i wanted pics u hard tardo!!!! im not gonna go google that!!! ggrrr i hate u!!!

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i wanted pics u hard tardo!!!! im not gonna go google that!!! ggrrr i hate u!!!

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So does the rest of OOT..... of your fat ass!!!!!!!!!!!