Omaha WORST BEAT EVER!!!!11!!ONE
 

On the bubble of a $500000+$40000 No Limit Omaha Hi Tourney - Winner Take All (10 entrants 4 left)

Hero has 4999 in chips, UTG has 1500, SB has 3500, BB has 5001

Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] on the button

UTG GOES ALL IN, Hero smooth-calls, SB GOES ALL IN, BB GOES ALL IN!!!! HERO GOES NUTS AND CALLS!!

2+2 wannabe: "SHIP IT I'VE GOT THE NUTS!!!"

UTG - K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB - K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB - Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Flop 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Turn T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
River J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

QUADS BITCH SHIP IT!!!

"15000 goes to BB - BB wins $5,000,000 for first place"

WHAT THE [censored] I HAVE QUADS THERE'S NO LOW [censored] THIS [censored] I [censored] HATE POKERROOM [censored] RIGGED [censored] [censored]

Re: Omaha WORST BEAT EVER!!!!11!!ONE
 

What do you expect, the ace is the lowest card in the deck. You know what four aces adds up to? FOUR!

This is starting to become my favorite forum.

Re: Omaha WORST BEAT EVER!!!!11!!ONE
 

dude you had all 4 suits in your hand too, you could have made the rainbow flush if they didn't suck out on you.

Re: Omaha WORST BEAT EVER!!!!11!!ONE
 

COME ON THIS IS THE WORST BEAT EVER!!! QUADS BEAT BY 2 PAIR FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!11111!!1

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not funny at all

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I thought it was mildly funny. The replies were lots better IMO.

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I thought it was mildly funny. The replies were lots better IMO.

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I will agree - the replies are always the best part

Re: Omaha WORST BEAT EVER!!!!11!!ONE
 

You're welcome to sit at my 500-900 omaha table any time

Re: Omaha WORST BEAT EVER!!!!11!!ONE
 

Pokerroom lowered the rake on their half million buy-in tourneys!?

Re: Omaha WORST BEAT EVER!!!!11!!ONE
 

This is my favorite 2+2 post yet....

...welll....the funniest one anyways....