Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 

From one of the toilet stalls at 4:45 PM:

"Mr. Johnson? This is Dave, the notary for your trust deed for tonight. How are you? Good, good. Just a couple of things; first, I want to confirm that we're on for tonight. Second, I just want to let you know I'm running a little late. Would 7:30 be OK? Great, thanks, see you then."

Running a little late, maybe; more likely running a little bad.

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 

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From one of the toilet stalls at 4:45 PM:

"Mr. Johnson? *grunt* This is Dave, the notary for your trust deed for tonight. *ploop* How are you? Good, good. Just a couple of things; *ehhh* first, I want to confirm that we're on for tonight. *aaaah* Second, *fart* I just want to let you know I'm running a little late. *mmmmp* Would 7:30 be OK? Great, thanks, see you then."

Running a little late, maybe; more likely badly having the runs.

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FYP

-ZEN

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 

more like gambling probs

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 

andy perhaps you may want to spend your casino time more productively.

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Mr. Johnson

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So, a guy's talkin' to his pecker?

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Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 

The time I spent in the restroom today was more productive than the time I spent at the table. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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andy perhaps you may want to spend your casino time more productively.

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zing!

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Mr. Johnson



So, a guy's talkin' to his pecker?

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Makes more sense than calling the wife.

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 

I thought "talking to Mr. Johnson" was a euphemism for the times your girlfriend wanted to give you a BJ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

~ Rick

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 

DAMN COMMERCE FOOD,,,,,,,lol