There is a lot of unhappy people on this forum. So....
 

Post something good about your life. Please. Right now...

I just got done dropping 4K pounds of explosive on the deserts of California. I am currently drunk and there is a party at my house. I am the only man here. This is what I'm drunk off of...
http://www.awa.dk/whisky/johnwalk/jwblue_09.jpg

Life is good. You?

-Jihad

Edit: I'm having dinner with the Governator in two weeks.

Re: There is a lot of unhappy people on this forum. So....
 

I've recently gotten myself a new girlfriend. We're going on a cruise tonight, and after some mild alcoholic consumption, I have a crazy night of sex to look forward to.

Life is good.

Edit: Your avatar is awesome.

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My new house kicks ass.

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When I blurphy my daughter's tummy, she's the happiest girl in the whole world.

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I'm playing in a college bowl tournament tomorrow. Yippee.

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Edit: Your avatar is awesome.

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See? You're adding to the positive aura (sp?) of my day. Of course, you're killing that kid...

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When I blurphy my daughter's tummy, she's the happiest girl in the whole world.

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See? BLURPHY!?!?!?! Where else on 2p2 can you say "blurphy" and get away with it?

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I'd just like to chime in that it's nice to see the word "explosive" without the word "diarrhea" after it.

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I'm really good looking.

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I'm really good looking.

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We'll be the judge of that.