What is \"the Maple\" (may be drug-related)?
 

I was told by my boss: "I heard from xyz that you can get me the Maple." After a few seconds of silence, he clarified: "The Chinese/Japanese drug?" I told him that he had the wrong guy, he insisted that I was the guy, and we left it at that. Good times.

The 30 seconds I spent researching this on google did not lead to an answer.

So I turn now to OOT - anyone have any idea what "the Maple" may refer to?

Re: What is \"the Maple\" (may be drug-related)?
 

Sounds like opium to me.

MMMMMM, opium. Best drug ever.

Re: What is \"the Maple\" (may be drug-related)?
 

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with a tiger penis. Either that or bamboo syrup.

Re: What is \"the Maple\" (may be drug-related)?
 

I have no idea what this is, and I consider myself quite up to speed on drug terminology.

Report him to HR.

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Sounds like opium to me.

MMMMMM, opium. Best drug ever.

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Never tried it. Why is it the best drug ever?

Re: What is \"the Maple\" (may be drug-related)?
 

Imagine being perfectly content to sit still for hours on end. Then, imagine that in addition to this tranquil contentment, your entire body is buzzing with this extremely comforting, warm fuzziness. Then, add to this an acute euphoria about life in general. Finally, twords the end, you drift off into a weird state somewhere between sleeping and being awake, except with full blown vivid dreams.

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Imagine being perfectly content to sit still for hours on end. Then, imagine that in addition to this tranquil contentment, your entire body is buzzing with this extremely comforting, warm fuzziness. Then, add to this an acute euphoria about life in general. Finally, twords the end, you drift off into a weird state somewhere between sleeping and being awake, except with full blown vivid dreams.

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An then you wake up in an alley in Chinatown with some weird symbol tattoed on your arm.

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Imagine being perfectly content to sit still for hours on end. Then, imagine that in addition to this tranquil contentment, your entire body is buzzing with this extremely comforting, warm fuzziness. Then, add to this an acute euphoria about life in general. Finally, twords the end, you drift off into a weird state somewhere between sleeping and being awake, except with full blown vivid dreams.

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Good description, I could only imagine what heroin is like.

Re: What is \"the Maple\" (may be drug-related)?
 

Turn him in and get a framable form letter from Dick Cheney.

Re: What is \"the Maple\" (may be drug-related)?
 

Damnit blarg, when I saw that you had were the last one to post in this thread I figured finally I will know the answer to the question, wtf?