Two Plus Two Older Archives - Merry Christmas!!! A present for OOT!!!!!!

You may want to listen to Adam Sandler's Hannukah Song while reading this here. (I would make my own rendition but I have no skillz)

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This is a song, that uh, there are a lot of meaningful songs out there, but not too many about OOT… So I wrote a song for all those nice lonely posters who are bored this Christmas day – here we go…

Log onto two plus two, there are posters waiting to hear from you
The Hot Tub water is blue, so make a thread about something new

OOT is, a festival of fights
Instead of one thread about myspace we have eight every night [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

When you feel like the only person online who reads posts all day long
Here’s a list of people who are degenerate, and worthy for this song…

Diebitter’s our pirate, he’s somewhat of a masta
Don’t forget about Daryn, Jake, and the famous SaltCracka

Guess who’s in the corner, forgetting what to say?
Xorbie, Whisky, and the stoned SlowPlayRay

Sponger’s half grumpy, [censored] can be too
Get on their bad side and you’ll wish you were in the Zoo

You don’t need the other forums to learn How Play Pokah
Cause you can eat old pizza thanks to a thread by PokerJokah! (still alive!)

Log onto two plus two, there are posters waiting to hear from you
Astro’s got a * for you, if you say something that’s not new

Miajag81, IS A JEW
But guess who isn’t, A_C_Slater from the Tiger Schoooool!!!

We’ve got K’s//////////////Deal and the former KSteel
Thinman got booted against Jake-- wtf was his deal???

Some people think that Blarg deserves some mace
Well he doesn’t, but answer this…. Who is fistface????

So many smart posters talk about jizz
Diablo doesn’t, but I heard he’s still a whiz! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

If I didn’t mention your name, it’s ok cuz I like you all the same
In OOT there is no fame, Just a place to vent while playing the game

So drink your Swiss-Miss, and have Gorie blow you a kiss
OOT is a place of bliss, have a merry, merry, merry, merry Chrstmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!