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11-22-2005 05:39 PM

Cheater
 
A few days ago, I was told by a friend that there would be a game tuesday (tonight). This is a home game i've been to about 3 or 4 times, and while the play isn't good (splashing, folding out of turn) I generally keep a steady winrate. He also suspects one of the guys there to be cheating. The reason he told me this was after he claimed to lose on consecutive 1 to 47, 2 to 47, and 4 to 47 shots while that guy was dealing (fairly obvious), and similar feats a few days later. He knows that I can spot people bottom-dealing much better than anyone else there, which is what he thinks he's doing.

The question I have is this: If (When) I spot this guy cheating, how should I go about with it? I'm thinking of saying something like "I'd appreciate if you dealt from the top of the deck and kindly quit cheating." I'm not sure.

Suggestions?

CrazyN8 11-22-2005 05:50 PM

Re: Cheater
 
roundhouse to the face....Chuck Norris style!

11-22-2005 05:53 PM

Re: Cheater
 
1. Introduce a protector to the bottom of the deck.

2. I'd watch him before you bring in the card protector. Even if he doesn't base deal, he may sneak peeks at cards, so you want him out of there.

3. If he can't directly cheat, he may try to angle-shoot wherever he can; make up some iron-clad rules for this game.

livinitup0 11-22-2005 09:52 PM

Re: Cheater
 
....collude with everyone else to cheat him, new stacked decks when he goes to the bathroom or for a beer, take out a black chip and replace it with a blue, signal other players with high cards...ect. If that doesnt work, then I concur with the roundhouse kick to the face. I would subsiquently follow this up with him "biting the curb"- please refer to American History X for details.

eviljeff 11-22-2005 10:50 PM

Re: Cheater
 
"caught a hanger sarge"

utmt40 11-23-2005 01:48 AM

Re: Cheater
 
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1. Introduce a protector to the bottom of the deck.

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27offsuit 11-29-2005 02:05 PM

Re: Cheater
 
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A few days ago, I was told by a friend that there would be a game tuesday (tonight). This is a home game i've been to about 3 or 4 times, and while the play isn't good (splashing, folding out of turn) I generally keep a steady winrate. He also suspects one of the guys there to be cheating. The reason he told me this was after he claimed to lose on consecutive 1 to 47, 2 to 47, and 4 to 47 shots while that guy was dealing (fairly obvious), and similar feats a few days later. He knows that I can spot people bottom-dealing much better than anyone else there, which is what he thinks he's doing.

The question I have is this: If (When) I spot this guy cheating, how should I go about with it? I'm thinking of saying something like "I'd appreciate if you dealt from the top of the deck and kindly quit cheating." I'm not sure.

Suggestions?

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C'mon, you don't have the balls to say that.

peritonlogon 11-29-2005 08:10 PM

Re: Cheater
 
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1. Introduce a protector to the bottom of the deck.

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I saw on TV a magician who was handy with a deck deal a whole round from the second card from the top and it was impossible to tell he was doing it. Then he used whatever card he stashed on top at the right moment.

11-29-2005 08:42 PM

Re: Cheater
 
Just because the guy loses on long shots, it doesn't mean the dealer was cheating. There may be a bit of sour grapes going on. That set aside, set up a video camera distrectly of course and tape one of the games. PLay it back in slow mo and see whats going on

11-29-2005 09:26 PM

Re: Cheater
 
ok, but seriouly. Anybody that has seen Rounder's knows there's only one way to deal with a bottom dealer. I don't care if it is a friendly home game for $5.


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