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tonypaladino 12-19-2005 09:36 PM

Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public restroom
 
There's a thread in B&M about a dude washing his hair in a casino's bathroom, and that reminded me of something I saw about 8 years ago.

I was on vacation in Hilton Head, South Carolina. I was staying in a hotel off the beach, but there was a private beach house with a pool and everything on the beach. I went into the beach house bathroom, and there was a dude standing completely naked in front of the sink, shaving his crotch area.

It was friggin gross, especially that I was only 15.

MrTrik 12-19-2005 09:41 PM

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I was at Lambeau field (Packers stadium) for a Vikes vs. Packers game. It's routine that the Wisconsonites will pee in the sinks if the line is too long for the troff (urinal).

But this one time, a guy actually took a crap in the sink. He couldn't wait and the lines were long. I decided I'm glad I'm not a Packer fan and don't live in that state. No offence to normal people over there.

eviljeff 12-19-2005 09:42 PM

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at a crowded bar, long line to piss. guy walks in and without hesitation unzips and pisses into the trashcan. this was more funny than disgusting.

eviljeff 12-19-2005 09:45 PM

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guy actually took a crap in the sink

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lmao, dude that's pretty frickin gross. how did people react? was he apologizing while crapping? did he ask someone to get him some tp?

a funny move would be to have your picture taken with the guy while he's crapping.

12-19-2005 09:54 PM

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I worked in the worst bar EVER. Every day there was something wrong in the bathroom. In the guys room, someone would break the sh*tter every Saturday night. I got REAL good at replacing the toilet. The last 6 months of the place we just capped the drain and just had a urinal. If you had to poo go somewhere else.

Ok on to the worst thing I ever saw - A woman comes in the bar with her kid, "Can my kid use your bathroom?". It's day time, why not...She leaves, big thank you, someone goes in the womans room and says "You gotta see this". Uh Oh, never good words in my bar. The woman took her kid's diaria filled diaper and SMASHED it against the wall. I mean SMASHED IT! You could still see her hand print and everything. It was everywhere. Getting sick thinking about it 10 years later. **Gag** The most farked up thing ever...

I got ton more but that one wins hands down.

MrTrik 12-19-2005 09:55 PM

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lmao, dude that's pretty frickin gross. how did people react? was he apologizing while crapping? did he ask someone to get him some tp?

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I witnessed this while in line to pee in the troff. I took care of that and bolted outta there. I have no idea how he cleaned up or whether others gave him crap (sorry for the pun) about things.

To be honest ... I was decked out in a Vikes game jersey, hat, and other trinkets and only hoped to exit the bathroom without getting pissed on or having a beer poured over my head while pissing. I did get out unscathed but somewhat regret not asking the sink-crapper who's sister slept with her brother to become his grandparents.

sublime 12-19-2005 09:55 PM

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shoot heroin

surfinillini 12-19-2005 09:58 PM

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1) saw a fast nasty giving another fat nasty a blumpkin in a bar in chicago...I'm still scarred from that scene.

2)Watched a fraternity brother piss in the ice bucket of the bar he was bartending at in the bathroom; he then served mixed drinks with the same ice...he was fired later that night...classic

tonypaladino 12-19-2005 10:00 PM

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shoot heroin

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I've seen this too many times for it to disgust me.

BadBoyBenny 12-19-2005 10:00 PM

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So was the sink low to the ground or did he sit on it? Also, was it pants down to th ankles or did he keep them above the knees?

sublime 12-19-2005 10:04 PM

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shoot heroin

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I've seen this too many times for it to disgust me.

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oh, didnt disgust me at all. most people it would though [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

12-19-2005 10:04 PM

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1) saw a fast nasty giving another fat nasty a blumpkin in a bar in chicago...I'm still scarred from that scene.


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That reminds me, some guys paid a hooker to give this guy in a wheelchair a BJ. You may think "So what?", this was homeless wheelchair guy. He had not bathed in a long time. As I said my bar was a hell hole.

Quinn Warren 12-19-2005 10:09 PM

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Okay, I'm 12 years old at Frontier City (a 3rd rate amusement park in Oklahoma)

My cousin and I go to piss and walk into this scene:

An obese, hairy man has his pants around his ankles. He is bent over, moaning. His underwear is full of diarrhea, and it is also running down his leg.

His ?friend? is kneeling behind him, with a giant wad of filthy paper towels, trying to wipe the man's ass.

It was the most disgusting thing I've seen anywhere

tonypaladino 12-19-2005 10:13 PM

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A lot of people piss in sinks at big events, huh?

At my bookstore, when we had the Harry Potter release this summer my boss wanted to install boards on the edges of the sinks so that it would be too far for someone to pee into, I didn't think it was necessary, but after reading here, I would guess it is.

Sponger15SB 12-19-2005 10:15 PM

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shoot heroin

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The sad thing was, it was sublimes girlfriend who was shooting up while they were having sex on the toilet.

sam h 12-19-2005 10:48 PM

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A friend of mine once went into a semi-public bathroom in Philly. About five seconds after he started pissing, he realized that the guy at the urinal next to him wasn't pissing but jerking off.

poboy 12-19-2005 10:56 PM

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I used to work at a truck stop that had shower stalls that the truckers could use. Anyhow some stupid inbred mf took a [censored] in one of them and spread it all over the walls and floor, very disgusting. Women would stick their used tampons on the stalls in the restrooms, or stick dirty diapers in the toilet, so you can just imagine the kind of [censored] they would do in the mens room.

correia 12-19-2005 11:00 PM

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A lot of people piss in sinks at big events, huh?



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This is commonplace at any Eagles game.

pokerdirty 12-19-2005 11:15 PM

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shoot heroin

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The sad thing was, it was sublimes girlfriend who was shooting up while they were having sex on the toilet.

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If by girlfriend you mean...

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JayLear 12-19-2005 11:29 PM

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A lot of people piss in sinks at big events, huh?

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Don't know about other places, but it's common practice at Wrigley.

miajag81 12-19-2005 11:30 PM

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A lot of people piss in sinks at big events, huh?


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I've been to dozens of Orioles, Ravens and Terps games and have never seen anyone do this [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

lighterjobs 12-19-2005 11:32 PM

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poop.

HopeydaFish 12-19-2005 11:55 PM

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Back when I worked in retail I was serving a very obese woman who was sweating profusely throughout my sales pitch. She seemed to be in some discomfort. She decided to purchase something from me and I lead her up to the sales desk to write up her order. About halfway through getting her personal information, she suddenly blurts out "WHERE'S THE WASHROOM?!?" and I point her in the direction of it.

She had to climb some stairs and go around a corner to find the washroom. She waddled as quickly as she could up the stairs, but by the time she was about halway up I could smell the distinctive scent of human feces. I was quite sure she'd [censored] herself going up the stairs.

A little while later she comes back down the stairs, and the feces smell isn't nearly as powerful as I was expecting. She paid me for her purchase and left quickly.

After she left I went upstairs to inspect the washroom in case she'd made a mess. What I saw will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life.

The woman had obviously had explosive diarrhea -- and hadn't made it to the toilet before it came exploding out of her. She had sprayed diarrhea starting from just outside the bathroom door and then proceeded to coat almost every surface in the washroom with brown horror. She even managed to get a good amount of her nastiness onto the bathroom counter -- and into my favorite coffee mug. Her [censored]-soaked underwear were in the wastepaper basket beside the toilet.

My boss asked me to clean the washroom, but I told her that I would quit rather than have to do that. I told her to hire professional cleaners (the type who clean up after murders and such), but she was too cheap to do so. She ended up going into the washroom with some rubber gloves, some bleach, and some paper towels and doing it herself.

eviljeff 12-20-2005 12:17 AM

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She even managed to get a good amount of her nastiness onto the bathroom counter -- and into my favorite coffee mug.

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why was your coffee mug in the bathroom?

12-20-2005 12:30 AM

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I would never imagine drinking out of an unattended vessel that was left in a public restroom. You're lucky you saw the nastiness that happened to the mug, someone could have taken a piss in it, then poured it out. You wouldn't know until it was too late.

TheBlueMonster 12-20-2005 12:47 AM

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A friend of mine once went into a semi-public bathroom in Philly. About five seconds after he started pissing, he realized that the guy at the urinal next to him wasn't pissing but jerking off.

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winner

J.A.Sucker 12-20-2005 01:04 AM

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Hi Tony,

I was at this crappy bar in San Fran about 5 years ago. I think it was the V-club or something like that. I'm not sure what the normal condition of the can is like in that joint, but on this night, the toilet was overflowing. There was like 2 inches of standing sewage water on the floor. As I turned around to go out and piss in the alley out back, I noticed that there were like 2 dudes and 2 chicks that had torn down the mirrors and were blowing lines off that skanky glass, but that wouldn't be a notable story. What makes this a good story is that I then noticed that there were people in the stall with the door closed. I saw a man's shoes (standing up) and another dude giving him a BJ, standing in this nasty water. That was pretty hardcore. True story.

Sucker.

J.A.Sucker 12-20-2005 01:06 AM

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Dear Hopey,

That's pretty hardcore.

In my freshman dorm we had a psycho guy on our hall who smeared his own feces all over the place in a drunken haze one night. That was pretty messed up and you reminded me of that. Good times.

Sucker

Unoriginalname 12-20-2005 02:02 AM

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Wow, I can't top any of these stories. My story didn't happen in the bathroom, but it's somewhat related to the topic. I used to work in a retail clothing department store and women used to piss in the women's changing room all the time. We've found logs in the men's and women's changing rooms on multiple occasions. One time we found a log of [censored] right in the middle of a clothes isle. We still to this day have no idea how that got there. Did someone take a [censored] right in the middle of the store? Or did someone go through the effort of dropping it off. We didn't really have security at the store. We had one guy, and he hardly ever worked and he wasn't working that day. Not sure if they ever looked back at the old camera footage. These incidents made me realize how disgusting some people are.

12-20-2005 02:28 AM

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I'm about 7 years old and in a mall bathroom. I'm in a stall dropping a deuce. I've been feeling sick to my stomache for an hour or so. Both urges hit me at the same time, but I try to hold back the puke until I can finish pooing. I realize that I'm not going to be successful and make a snap decision to try and get the puke into the toilet as crap will be easier to clean up. I'm largely unsuccessful... at getting anything into the toilet. So there I am, with my pants around my ankles, standing in a bathroom stall in a huge puddle of puke with a a big pile of my own crap behind me. I've never seen anything that horrified me like that in a publc bathroom.

Ohhh man the look on my dad's face...

TheCroShow 12-20-2005 02:47 AM

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used to work as a janitor and walked into the men's bathroom (small bathroom, 1 urinal, 1 toilet stall) and nearly threw up when the smell hit me. some sick [censored] rubbed their [censored] all over the entire bathroom. it was everywhere, even on the ceiling! i showed my manager and it was in my job description (cue the "you had a [censored] job" jokes) so i had to clean it. made the mistake of trying to mask the smell with some air freshener, i think that made it worse.

not the most disgusting, but it bothers me when i'm in a public restroom and you hear some dude in the shitter starts talking, flushes, then walks out talking on his cell phone! can't it wait?? there is a time and place! come on man!

tpir90036 12-20-2005 02:55 AM

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I had some random Baltimore bar stories but I can't come close to this story or JA Sucker's... so i concede quietly and will move on.

Gross.

mason55 12-20-2005 04:31 AM

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A lot of people piss in sinks at big events, huh?

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Don't know about other places, but it's common practice at Wrigley.

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Give me a Vicodin and a few beers and apparently I piss in sinks on command.

So I've been told.

sledghammer 12-20-2005 04:42 AM

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A buddy of mine once did what he deemed a "velcro" at a bar. He shat on the top of the toilet lid, then lifted it, so it stuck to the top part of the toilet, like velcro. The bathroom obviously smelled like [censored]. He was a crazy bastard.

Iplayragstoo 12-20-2005 04:52 AM

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I was at the indy 500 in the infield, and the mens room lines were very long. The mens room were concrete piss joints with like 5-6 toliets, and about 6 very long troufs for pissing.

Well the line for the womens pissers was 5-10x longer then ours, and one chick was so hammered, she sad "fck it" and pushed her way in to the mens. She just walked(stumbled)to the back, saw all the shitters were full, and just went into a corner and dropped full trowe and pissed a hugh stream of piss while about 70 guys just watched. Not the sickest thing ever, but funny as hell. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Reef 12-20-2005 05:38 AM

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jerking off.

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strip club bathroom

ArchAngel71857 12-20-2005 08:31 AM

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Brad's girlfriend Elizabeth blowing some guy for 45 minutes. nasty stuff.

-AA

Shajen 12-20-2005 11:18 AM

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working the night shift in a NOC here in Atlanta a few years back. Only me and two other people in the whole building. I walk into the restroom to take a leak and I hear grunting from the stall.

No biggie.

A few seconds go by and I hear a fork scraping over a plate. Dude was finishing his dinner while dropping a deuce.

Yummy.

Paluka 12-20-2005 11:21 AM

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A friend of mine once went into a semi-public bathroom in Philly. About five seconds after he started pissing, he realized that the guy at the urinal next to him wasn't pissing but jerking off.

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winner

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You are crazy. Some dude jerking is possibly the least disgusting thing in this thread.

trotski 12-20-2005 11:33 AM

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A friend of mine once went into a semi-public bathroom in Philly. About five seconds after he started pissing, he realized that the guy at the urinal next to him wasn't pissing but jerking off.

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winner

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I used to work for the Mariners AAA affiliate in Tacoma, in 2002. On a non-gameday, I walked into the stadium bathroom, and some guy was in there pounding it like a hammer. Only problem was, there was no door on the stall. I was scarred for life...drank myself silly that night.


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