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12-22-2005 11:57 PM

One out. Jerkface.
 
This was the last hand I played before losing my sanity.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, MP1 calls.

Turn: (7 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 17 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP1 has Qh Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Ad Qc (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: MP1 wins 17 BB. </font>

PoBoy321 12-23-2005 12:09 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
Man, what a jerkface.

12-23-2005 12:12 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
is that even a word?

12-23-2005 12:15 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
It's a perfectly promulent word.

12-23-2005 12:19 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
is promulent even a word?

or was that the joke?

what?

jman220 12-23-2005 12:19 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
On the flop he had more than one out.

12-23-2005 12:25 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
[ QUOTE ]
is promulent even a word?

or was that the joke?

what?

[/ QUOTE ]

Certainly not a word.

Claunchy 12-23-2005 03:11 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
He didn't even get the joke right. The Simpsons reference you were looking for was "cromulent."

12-23-2005 03:27 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
[ QUOTE ]
He didn't even get the joke right. The Simpsons reference you were looking for was "cromulent."

[/ QUOTE ]

Not only do I suck at poker, I have terrible hearing too. The beats just keep coming.

12-23-2005 09:01 AM

Re: One out. Jerkface.
 
cap every street except river. You are ahead on every street except river. Fold river.


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