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Bah, live and learn I guess. But yeah, I really suck with women, so I thought you guys could provide funny advice, and we'd all have a good laugh at my expense.

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So I tell her that I can't marry her, and she says we can compromise... So we get married. We trade pictures of rings,

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Christ that's gay

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rofl

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Don't worry...no one bangs their wife.

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I think you did okay.

This 'grab at breasts' thing has me intrigued though, can you explain? was you just trying to be funny when you put it this way, or did you seriously just grab em?

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Lol, nah, I didn't just grab them, like I slid my hands to them casually. We were making out, our hands were all over.

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So I tell her that I can't marry her, and she says we can compromise... So we get married. We trade pictures of rings,

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Christ that's gay

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Yeah, I'm weird like that... But it was funny at least.

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So yeah, anyone care to go through my post and point out all the misplays I made.

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Here's the crucial one:

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the trip I took this weekend to meet up with a girl I met on MySpace.

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Dude- everybody gets laid off of myspace these days, or at least that's what the kids tell me. It's not exactly just for nerds or anything.

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Yako,

Do you wear deodorant and brush your teeth?

Doesn't seem like anything is really wrong with you by your writing or picture.

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A while later my hand ventures near her pussy, and she moves that away too. So I figure I'm just gonna let her set the rules, no point in getting kicked out first night there, and besides, I figure I've made my intentions clear... We keep making out, and eventually she moves my hand to her [censored].

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So I tell her that I can't marry her, and she says we can compromise... So we get married. We trade pictures of rings,

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Christ that's gay

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how many ironic things can you find here?