I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

Maybe I should switch over to NLHE permanently, because if idiots like Emptyshell are going to shove on an underfull, I can't lose:

$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, October 28, 04:01:13 EDT 2005
Total number of players : 3
Seat 5: Wintermute ( $254.15 )
Seat 6: Emptyshell ( $257.33 )
Seat 3: some sucker ( $102 )
some sucker posts small blind [$0.50].
Wintermute posts big blind [$1].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Wintermute [ 6c 6d ] <--see you at the river, motherfker says Wintermute to himself

Emptyshell raises [$5].
some sucker folds.
Wintermute calls [$4].

** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 8s, 3d ]

Wintermute cleverly checks.
Emptyshell gets greedy, checks.

** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]

Wintermute knows that Empty just filled up, but doesn't realize he's actually drawing dead since the deck's putting a 6 out there on the river, so goes fishing and bets [$3].
Emptyshell takes the bait, calls [$3].

** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]

Wintermute cleverly checks.
Emptyshell is a fool, and so shoves all-In.
Wintermute chuckles, pauses for effect, and is all-In.
Wintermute shows [ 6c, 6d ] a full house, Sixes full of threes.
Emptyshell shows [ 3c, Qs ] a full house, Threes full of queens.
Emptyshell wins $3.18 from side pot #1 with a full house, Threes full of queens.
Wintermute wins $507.80 from the main pot with a full house, Sixes full of threes.

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

You are so [censored] lucky you hit that 6.

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

Greatest Post Ever!

LOL!

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3149/pwned4yt.jpg

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

You like that one? Here's another. Emptyshell claims this was his swedish chick playing but we all know how he likes to impersonate females, and this crap-ass call of his makes me think it was really him & not the chick:


$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, October 28, 04:46:45 EDT 2005
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: MakeLifeEasy ( $148.95 )
Seat 2: SvendO ( $49.50 )
Seat 3: OldZeke ( $237.05 )
Seat 4: MsDesigner ( $98.50 )
Seat 6: Emptyshell ( $141.55 )
Seat 5: Ardipithecus( $96 )
MsDesigner posts small blind [$0.50].
Ardipithecus posts big blind [$1].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Ardipithecus[ 9d Ts ]

Emptyshell: I thought they only existed in bad TV shows
Ardipithecus: Emptyshell
Emptyshell calls [$1].
MakeLifeEasy folds.
Ardipithecus: or swedish chick
SvendO raises [$2].
OldZeke folds.
MsDesigner folds.
Wintermute: need to knwo if you know what you're doing
Wintermute calls [$1].
Emptyshell calls [$1].

** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, 6h, 9s ]

Ardipithecus checks.
Emptyshell : i have no words for this kind of misogynism
Emptyshell bets [$4].
SvendO folds.
Wintermute : fine
Wintermute : prepare for my wrath
Wintermute is all-In.
Emptyshell calls [$90].

** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]

Emptyshell shows [ Ks, 9h ] a pair of nines.
Wintermute shows [ 9d, Ts ] two pairs, tens and nines.
Wintermute wins $191.50 from the main pot with two pairs, tens and nines.

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

Wow, are you a luckbox or what...

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

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Wow, are you a luckbox or what...

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FKER, DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT WINTERMUTE, YOU FKING MOTHERFKER. THIS TYPE OF MASTERY CLEARLY REQUIRES TIGER-LIKE SKILL. IF YOU SLANDER HIS HOLY NAME AGAIN, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR ARMS AND FEED THEM TO YOUR ASSHOLE.

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

You sound like this thing.

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/2...imlock35uk.gif

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

uhhhh...

Re: I teach Emptyshell another lesson in NLHE
 

Dude that dinosaur is even funnier than
Wintermute's avatar.

BTW, winter if your going to make up hands at
least go to the trouble to put yourself into
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