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amongst other things?


naked pictures of Bea Arthur

a football helmet filled with cream cheese.

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Airheads was an awesmoe movie.

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Oh.. I'd also have servants attached to electrical puppet strings so I could make them dance like actually puppets.

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http://www.lambdapsiphi.com/daft/daf...es/dtopen5.jpg

Duh.

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Clearly.

Also I'd start my own company. It would have my office and another, as well as a kitchen and a janitor, who would be that guy from royal tennenbaums. I would have a huge file cabinet and get emails every 10 minutes telling me "things are going nuts, we don't know the following:" with a list of [censored] going wrong. I'd open my door and run out to the other office where the 3 guys from the nextel commercial would be and i would live out that commercial.

Also I would buy them lunch every day and over lunch tell them "you guys crack me up"

Then, once i got bored of them I'd kill them and use my big stack of hamiltons to pay off all those invovled.

And finally, I'd become batman.

I think I win.

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Dump whatever it took into nanotech/robotic research to build me some kind of super exoskeleton and go fight crime and save hot chicks.

Mainly save hot chicks.

Ray

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I'd make a statue of Gorie with enhanced boobs and ass to make her feel better!

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now that i think about it, an enormous gorie statue would make me feel pretty good.

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Challenge Daryn to a all-or-nothing prop bet to see who has the higher IQ.

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Haha become batman is sweet.

I'd hire real life people to pose as statues. That would be hot. I'd also hire a butler named like Rick or Bill and I'd call him Jeeves over and over again and if he protested, I'd have my spider monkey fling poo in his face.

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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...yer/jordan.jpg

Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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I go around finding out how much it really takes for people to do all the stupid things they talk about. Like how much it takes for your average OOTer to suck off another guy, [censored] like that. Cuz everyone has a price for anything you can come up with.

Id also make commercials about whatever I felt like, and run them on network TV all the time.

And Id pay to have photographers follow around paparazzi memebers all day.

id also start my own church

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I'd stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich and have sex all [censored] day. Then I'd dress up like a clown and suprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and then wait....until somebody sat in it. Hear a squish. that's funny to me. Then I'd paint and read and play violin, climb the mountains and sing the songs I like to sing.