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I'd make a statue of Gorie with enhanced boobs and ass to make her feel better!

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http://www.lambdapsiphi.com/daft/daf...es/dtopen5.jpg

Duh.

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Oh, Buffer would hate me too.

I'd get up and walk out a room and come back in multiple times just to be a bastard.

Cut him off halfway through: SHUT THE [censored] UP, BUFFER! CHRIST!!

etc, etc...it would rule.

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buy all the PT-141 I could get.

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I would pay whatever it would take to move the entire operation that tapes the Maury Show into my living room.

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buy canada

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I would buy gorie a sense of humor. And a personal trainer.

ETA: I'm with you on the monkey butler idea.

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it sounds to me like you are the one lacking the sense of humor.
and that's not the only thing you're lacking w/ that comment about the personal trainer. but thanks for thinking of me!

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amongst other things?


naked pictures of Bea Arthur

a football helmet filled with cream cheese.

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Also, Id fake my own death, and during the wake, Id have strobe lights, and techno music come on. Then Id raise out of my coffin, like a marionette on strings, and start "dancing". Then Id be all, bitches Im not dead, Im rich, now lets party.

Part of that was stolen from someone/where, cant remember to give cred though.

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They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican.

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ignorance is bliss?

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Obviously I know it's Spanish TT... I speak it fluently enough to order a burrito at taco bell.

Quiero un taco grande por favor con una limonada!