Complete this joke...
 

I can't remember it. It's something about a guy in resturant/bar, sandwiches, and hand-job(s). I can't remember the premise, but the punch-line is...
"Okay, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."

Any help here?

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THE ARISTOCRATS!

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Quoted from a post (probably by a 12-year-old) on another message board:

"a man enters in a 10$ dance bar, and ask the woman if she is the one soing blowjobs. the girls answers yes, so the guy says ok wash your hands and make me a sandwich. lol"

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guy walks into a bar, a sign says:

sandwiches: $5
handjobs: $10

he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says:

"are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?"
"yes"

....

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[ QUOTE ]
guy walks into a bar, a sign says:

sandwiches: $5
handjobs: $10

he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says:

"are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?"
"yes"

....

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, this version makes much more sense.

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[ QUOTE ]
guy walks into a bar, a sign says:

sandwiches: $5
handjobs: $10

he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says:

"are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?"
"yes"

....

[/ QUOTE ]

Thank you. I don't know why the [censored] that was bothering me so much.

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Speaking of jokes... have we had a "post your joke" thread lately?

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ok, now I need help on one, which joke has the punchline:

Liquor?! I hardly even know her!

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Rectum! I destroyed 'em!

Similar, I guess, I don't know the joke behind this one either, but I bet they're close.

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Rectum! Damn near killed 'em!

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I don't know the joke either but have heard that punchline multiple times.