Toilet Habits
 

Continuing on the OOT bodily functions theme...

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someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop.

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Do you mean names for different types (eg 'the splat', 'the nutty sausage' etc), or just different names for it (eg turd, poopy, kaka etc)?

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We've done this poll in the past. This was how I found out I was in the VAST minority in my wiping technique.

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I really don't want to bump a 2+ month old post, and I want some of the new blood (me) to participate.

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someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop.

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Please eloborate.

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someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop.

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Please eloborate.

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birthday poop = a poop that when you are finished, and you go to wipe, there is nothing there, making it almost like a present, because you don't have to wipe!

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someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop.

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Please eloborate.

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birthday poop = a poop that when you are finished, and you go to wipe, there is nothing there, making it almost like a present, because you don't have to wipe!

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But you have to wipe in order to discover that there's nothing to wipe. Therein lies the paradox of the birthday poop.

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someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop.

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Please eloborate.

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birthday poop = a poop that when you are finished, and you go to wipe, there is nothing there, making it almost like a present, because you don't have to wipe!

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But you have to wipe in order to discover that there's nothing to wipe. Therein lies the paradox of the birthday poop.

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In all seriousness though, I know when I've had a Bday poop. Don't even have to wipe. I'd say i'm correct around 92% of the time.