Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

A penetrating look into nothing

So, if I were Mark David Chapman, I don't think even Catcher in the Rye would take my mind off boinking Lindsay Lohan.

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The role Lohan will play was created as a plot device to help filmmakers deconstruct Chapman and his motivation for killing the rock celebrity, Flock said.

"It's a psychological study of (Chapman)," Flock told Reuters. "I wouldn't call it a sympathetic portrayal of him, but you do kind of get into Chapman's head."

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WTF???

Maybe we can get some real insight into how Mark David Chapman would have felt if he had a friend like Herbie the Love Bug, too. If I were him, me and Lindsay would be making some stains back there and everything would turn out all right.

Seriously, what a dopey idea on how to make a movie, particularly one billed as a psychological exploration. Very good stuff has been done on Chapman using his regular life. A bible studies counselor who his superior thought was dangerously off but would probably hurt himself, nobody else. So obsessed with Lennon he tried to be him and even married a Japanese woman. Wandering through Central Park retracing Holden Caulfield's steps, found like many other celebrity stalkers have with a copy of Catcher in the Rye on him. (This is apparently extremely common, believe it or not.) Feeling a rock star he didn't even know had betrayed him by being, sometimes, just a rock star. This guy was fascinating and deeply messed up, and what he did was a hugely reverberating and very sad act of violence. He could easily be the subject of a good movie(he already was the subject of a great PBS documentary) without Hollywooding it up by adding in fake crap.

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

lidsay lohan is a skank...
john lennon is a pop icon
i wouldnt piss on lohan if she was on fire..
ok id piss on her

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ok id piss on her and videotape it

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FYP

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lidsay lohan is a skank...
john lennon is a pop icon
i wouldnt piss on lohan if she was on fire..
ok <font color="red">I pity the foo' who doesn't wan to piss on Loahan</font>

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FYP

Yugoslav

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

I didnt read your post, but lohan looks like hell. She needs nutrients.

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She needs nutrients.

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Perfect.

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

she's bouncing back - had a crush on her from just before she turned legal - (about the time of the fake boobs - funny how that worked)

I'm not sure about Lennon, but I'd probably kill anyone responding to this thread for a chance to boink Lindsey Lohan -

probably nothing - definately -

RB

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ok id piss on her and videotape it

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Amen brother.

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ok id piss on her and videotape it

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Amen brother.

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Nice.

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

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she's bouncing back - had a crush on her from just before she turned legal - (about the time of the fake boobs - funny how that worked)

I'm not sure about Lennon, but I'd probably kill anyone responding to this thread for a chance to boink Lindsey Lohan -

probably nothing - definately -

RB

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lohan is super-overrated.

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so are the people responding to this thread - LOL - your lives are meaningless to me compared to the hoo-ha that is Lindsey - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

She has her moments. Shes super hot in Mean Girls.

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mark david chapman was a screwball, end of story.

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

Well, that doesn't sound like much of a movie.

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http://www.desktopexchange.com/galle...ay_lohan_2.jpg

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

Damn, that looks fine.

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

Yes, what a shame.... skanked out before drinking age. I'll never be able to shake those black bikini shots *shudders*

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lohan is super-overrated.

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Didn't we tell you to keep out of threads about hot chicks?

http://img162.echo.cx/img162/9675/mg...95581948we.jpg

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

Man, she looks like a British skank. Legs like a pig.

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Man, she looks like a British skank. Legs like a pig.

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yeah she's ugly [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

I would kill myself if I was boinking Lindsay Lohan.

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I would kill myself if I was boinking Lindsay Lohan.

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Because I'm sure you are boinking much better now.

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If I had a choice between my wife and LL, I'd choose my wife. It isn't even close.

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If I had a choice between my wife and LL, I'd choose my wife. It isn't even close.

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worthless with out pics. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Re: Would you kill John Lennon if you were boinking Lindsay Lohan?
 

i would drink lindsay lohan's bath water

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i would drink lindsay lohan's bath water

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But you have to admit she has fallen a couple of pegs in the last twelve months.

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She's half the woman and twice the crack-fiend, what can you expect?