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Saying somebody's rather simple name incorrectly.

What do people do to make you think "WOW, they are DUMB".

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They say things like "The matrix is a profound movie" or "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is stupid."

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Saying somebody's rather simple name incorrectly.

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My middle name is Jerome. When I was born the nurse thought it was pronounced "Jeremy"

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tell your parents they should've written "jehrohm" on your birth certificate.

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What are the odds that 3 of 4 random posters in this thread would have signup dates of 9/23/04, 9/24/04, 9/25/04???

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What are the odds that 3 of 4 random posters in this thread would have signup dates of 9/23/04, 9/24/04, 9/25/04???

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What are the odds that 3 of 4 random posters in this thread would have signup dates of 9/23/04, 9/24/04, 9/25/04???

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You have waaaay too much free time on your hands.

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they use threaded mode

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they use threaded mode

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Not liking Daryn would be pretty high on my list for reasons to believe someone was a moron. How can you not love this guy?!

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When I'm driving fast and people just drift into my lane without a freakin turn signal going all slow and [censored]. I need a rocket launcher on the top of my car for them.

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when you're in the elevator (going up or down, it doesn't matter) and it stops on a middle floor. The idiot standing there ALWAYS asks - going up or down?

AHHHHHH! I always want to scream at them, "lokk moron, you pushed the DOWN button, right? If I was going up, THE ELEVATOR WOULDN'T STOP ON YOUR FLOOR!!!!"

DUMBASSES.

I even had a guy ask me, "going up?" when we were in the basement.

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up from the basement. that is awesome.

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Waiting for an elevator, the button is obviously lit, as someone else pressed it and is waiting for it to come. The moron presses it anyways.

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dude. i do this all the time, the elevator comes quicker. lollll DAMN IT IM DUMBBBB.

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I went to TACO JOHN'S to get some burritos. The cashier writes my name on the slip... JHON

Who the !@#$ spells Jon or John "Jhon" ???

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I got written up last year for drinking in a dorm room (even though I live off campus [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] ). I gave them my ID, on which it clearly states my name as "Reginald Pawle," and they recorded my name as "Pawle Regiland." not only is "Pawle" not a proper spelling of that first name, they spelled my real first name, which they thought was my last name, wrong. so I think my record's clean. and now my friends call me Reggieland sometimes.

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I went to TACO JOHN'S to get some burritos. The cashier writes my name on the slip... JHON

Who the !@#$ spells Jon or John "Jhon" ???

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lol, I hate it when people do this.

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I knew a guy in middle school that spelled my name JHON. I'm guessing you need an IQ of 60 or lower to do this.

But this was funny because it happened at TACO JOHN'S

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Saying somebody's rather simple name incorrectly.

What do people do to make you think "WOW, they are DUMB".

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when you're in the elevator (going up or down, it doesn't matter) and it stops on a middle floor. The idiot standing there ALWAYS asks - going up or down?

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Worse is when people get in the elevator, going down, and even though the lobby button has obviusly been pushed--its lit up for chrissakes--they push it anyway.

The dumber still push it twice.

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The dumber still push it twice.

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I also love watching people at crosswalks stand there and press the button like 50 times.

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when you're in the elevator (going up or down, it doesn't matter) and it stops on a middle floor. The idiot standing there ALWAYS asks - going up or down?

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Worse is when people get in the elevator, going down, and even though the lobby button has obviusly been pushed--its lit up for chrissakes--they push it anyway.

The dumber still push it twice.

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What? This makes the door close faster.

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Worse is when people get in the elevator, going down, and even though the lobby button has obviusly been pushed--its lit up for chrissakes--they push it anyway.


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You had to do this in the elevator in my old apartment building to make the door close quickly. If you didn't press a floor button the door wouldn't close for ~5 seconds.

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Man, I'm 100% tempted to make a joke about repeatedly pushing the only button you can reach but:

1. The Evan short jokes are a bit old
2. Not having ever met you, I'm not really sure how short you are or if I"m even entitled to make such a joke.

Another missed opportunity....

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when you're in the elevator (going up or down, it doesn't matter) and it stops on a middle floor. The idiot standing there ALWAYS asks - going up or down?

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Worse is when people get in the elevator, going down, and even though the lobby button has obviusly been pushed--its lit up for chrissakes--they push it anyway.

The dumber still push it twice.

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What? This makes the door close faster.

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is the "door close" button too complicated for you?

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I went to TACO JOHN'S to get some burritos. The cashier writes my name on the slip... JHON

Who the !@#$ spells Jon or John "Jhon" ???

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WHen youre at the gym and some short fat girl comes up and fills up her water bottle on the high water fountain so that you either have to wait for ass to move or squeeze in and bend all the way over to the kiddie fountain. This happens every time im at the gym.

-JP

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I once had a date with pretty hot chick that told me how 14 men died building the grand canyon. It was at that moment I realized how easy it would be to start my own porno empire.

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I once had a date with pretty hot chick that told me how 14 men died building the grand canyon.

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hahaha, thats [censored] awesome

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I once met a girl who went on about her favourite book being 'The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe', and how she'd read it over and over, and how great its writer, Lewis Carroll, was.

'Er, you mean C.S.Lewis?' I said.

'No,' she said back, looking at me like I'm retarded, 'Lewis Carroll!'

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Man, I'm 100% tempted to make a joke about repeatedly pushing the only button you can reach but:

1. The Evan short jokes are a bit old
2. Not having ever met you, I'm not really sure how short you are or if I"m even entitled to make such a joke.

Another missed opportunity....

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Most cleverly disguised/politically correct Evan is short joke ever.

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When a football team runs an end around and someone calls it a double reverse!

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Saying somebody's rather simple name incorrectly.

What do people do to make you think "WOW, they are DUMB".

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.damn it im super dumB

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They say things like "The matrix is a profound movie" or "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is stupid."

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The first one was. Fear and Loathing wasn't stupid.

I read the book btw, and loved it like crazy, years ago. When I saw the movie the first time I liked some of it but was fairly indifferent to lots of it. The second viewing really made me like it a whole lot more, though. I think it's one of those movies that can get a lot better on subsequent viewings. I don't blame anyone for not liking it all that much the first time around.

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Saying somebody's rather simple name incorrectly.

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My middle name is Jerome. When I was born the nurse thought it was pronounced "Jeremy"

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My last name is not particularly out there, but I'm amazed at the field day people have with it. It comes back pronounced, and misspelled, at me so many bizarre different ways I have to wonder at people's commands of their ears, eyes, and brains.

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when you're in the elevator (going up or down, it doesn't matter) and it stops on a middle floor. The idiot standing there ALWAYS asks - going up or down?

AHHHHHH! I always want to scream at them, "lokk moron, you pushed the DOWN button, right? If I was going up, THE ELEVATOR WOULDN'T STOP ON YOUR FLOOR!!!!"

DUMBASSES.

I even had a guy ask me, "going up?" when we were in the basement.

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I love saying stupid crap like this to people. Usually they catch on, but it's pretty funny when they don't. I come out ahead either way.

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They accidentally take a [censored] on their laptop.

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