How do you say thanks?
 

I woke up to a knock on my door at 6:30am on a Sunday. After scrambling to hide my morning wood, I answer the door. The dude has my wallet that he found of the street. I guess he matched the ID with the name on the buzzer (he lives in my building). All the money is still there over 1500 bucks. I was half in a daze and stunned as I didn't even know my wallet was missing. I thanked him, but didn't process the levity of the favor right away. I thought peeling off a hundred would look ungrateful and dumb. Plus, he wouldn't have accepted. How do I thank him?

All I know about him is that he a huge shaggy dog, wakes up with the roosters, lives in a penhouse and is almost certainly gay.


Joke away - but I need some real ideas also.

Re: How do you say thanks?
 

A nice gift for a [censored]

Re: How do you say thanks?
 

Buy him a gift certificate to some nice restruant or offer to take him to dinner (as friends not as a "date").

Re: How do you say thanks?
 

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All I know about him is that he a huge shaggy dog, wakes up with the roosters, lives in a penhouse and is almost certainly gay.

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There is only one solution...you're going to have to go gay for a day.

Re: How do you say thanks?
 

bottle of wine is best IMO

and it allows you to spend anywhere from $20 - $1000, and he can't refuse it

Re: How do you say thanks?
 

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bottle of wine is best IMO

and it allows you to spend anywhere from $20 - $1000, and he can't refuse it

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do this for 50+ otherwise get a couple movie tix

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There is only one solution...you're going to have to go gay for a day.

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Yeah, for $1500, I'd say you at least owe the man a blowjob, if not full-bore anal sex.

Re: How do you say thanks?
 

How do you know he didn't rob you in an attempt to meet you for a date?

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How do you know he didn't rob you in an attempt to meet you for a date?

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Haha.

Re: How do you say thanks?
 

I think the bottle of wine idea is good since it lets you spend a decent amount of money, like 50-100 bucks, and since you put time into picking ti out and buying it, unlike peeling off a big bill, he would certainly accept it and probably really appreciate it. . .