Mr. Wookie: foreign exchange student or drunk monkey ? (NC AT ALL)
 

Come translate these and join me in laughing with (at) our beloved hairy beast as he allows his fingers to fall on random keys yet manages to hit some semi-close to a reasonable thought... (feel free to add if you fine more)

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Check/caalll down is the correct anwer ser. CAp; every street ais the drunk awenrser. I like the drunk asnwer . Weeeeeee.

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Umm, erwelcome to the boards, cuder.

Usuall, 3/5 gpposts goin ihn SS, no t micro. Anyway. What is the action bevor you allegedly fodled? Even if teh dealer is teh suxor, you may have misplaeyd ehet hand.

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I remeber tahat even miller, in hio s own book says thak his tablew is a guild eline . If lyouuuu loodk at his "training weheels: post, you'llsee that he recommends p[laying against crappye players with similarly crappy hands.

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I stpped playing poker to stop dingoikng away my B/r. Instaead, I whipped out the booze ahorl, and now I'm p[ostin g on the oboards. It may be not intelligible, but my advice is soudn.

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I'v I'm edelt ducks, I cap every street. Whether or not I hit your namesake

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That's nothign. I at least think I can pla y poker, and I'm lsiing mony over mly last 800 hands. I at least have ritten posts n these oboards that other posters think are worth ereadingl. vaariance sucks. Ppokre usicks. You'll be fine. If you think you suck, post more here, especially replies to teh posts of otehrs, asnd especially to the hansds ewhere you don't know exactly the ricght reply.

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Alright, I'll take a shot at the first one. It's tough though.

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Check/caalll down is the correct anwer ser. CAp; every street ais the drunk awenrser. I like the drunk asnwer . Weeeeeee.

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Ok, here goes:

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Check call down is the correct answer. But I'm drunk, so I CAP every street.
I think I just pissed myself.


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What do you think? Close?

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hye guys!

leav the wooki alne!

hes a good guyy

In conclusion, STICK IT IN HER POOPER!

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Check call down is the correct answer. But I'm drunk, so I CAP every street.
I think I just pissed myself.


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LMFAO...

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KHITB

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<<hic>>

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This is a beautiful thing, even now that I've (mostly) sobered up. I'll go digging for the things I said in OOT and add them here.

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*83o!{P? That sorry drunk fukc. Man, keep raising his ass. He's patehetic.

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OI was listening too a blunch fo flaming lips umussic tonicght, and then I decided I hated them. Even wehn ducing frunk.

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I had to look up his name but instantly recognized two of his most famous songs, taxi and cats craddle. I recall both and they got some air play back in the seventies. Did not know he died so young in a car accident.

-Zeno

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He died? carap,. Cat's in the adrcradle is ag reat song . M...mmmm, liquor.

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*83o!{P? That sorry drunk fukc. Man, keep raising his ass. He's patehetic.

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OI was listening too a blunch fo flaming lips umussic tonicght, and then I decided I hated them. Even wehn ducing frunk.

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I had to look up his name but instantly recognized two of his most famous songs, taxi and cats craddle. I recall both and they got some air play back in the seventies. Did not know he died so young in a car accident.

-Zeno

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He died? carap,. Cat's in the adrcradle is ag reat song . M...mmmm, liquor.

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You decided to hate The Flaming Lips? Sounds like a moment of clarity to me.

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Even a blind squirrel...

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Even a blind squirrel...

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I'm sorry I'm not familiar with the quote.

Something about de's nutz maybe...?

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I finally got around to listening to the pile of pirated Flaming Lips MP3's my bro had given me. I had never put them on before. And yes, I think they suck. Currently, I'm discovering I don't really dig John Mayer, either.

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Hahaha it's like the Internet version of "Flowers for Algernon"

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Currently, I'm discovering I don't really dig John Mayer, either.

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congrats!

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though this is completely readable. it is still hilarious and took place during his drunken stooper:

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Party sucks my slightly smaller than averacge cock, but they have ltosssssssssssssssss of fish

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...finds a few nuts. Another way of saying that the sun even shines on a dog's ass once in a while.