The Littlest Scientologist
 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby. Ugh.

His, or artificial insemination by his dark masters? Some frozen L. Ron spooge, perhaps? We all know that he's very, very, gay, and his masters are paying Katie big bucks to masquerade as his gf? That Scarlett Johansen told them to eff off?

--- Newscaster just said, "Cruise your daddy."

I'm not kidding.

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This is disappointing. I hoped for a long time that it was a charade, now I give up. Aside from the Dawson's Creek thing, she's always been on my short list of celebrities. Now, everyone moves up one slot.

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I have no problems with big age differences in relationships but for some reason the Cruise/Holmes relationship just creeps me out. Maybe it's because I saw Tom Cruise act like a moron on Oprah or because I have also a firm belief that he is gay... I don't know but those two are just an odd couple. She seems brain-washed and she never talks, just smiles and follows his every move. Creepy.

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This is disappointing. I hoped for a long time that it was a charade, now I give up. Aside from the Dawson's Creek thing, she's always been on my short list of celebrities. Now, everyone moves up one slot.

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Don't worry...this is still a charade. I believe XENU is the biological father.

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Lets welcome the latest Operating Thetan back for his/her life number 3001.

Hail Xenu!

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Trying...trying...trying...

Sorry, I don't care.

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why do people think tom cruise is gay?

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why do people think tom cruise is gay?

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Think about it

no guys can be as rich, famous or good-looking as him, so a 'gay' label makes em feel superior at some level.

He's so unattainable to most girls, branding him as gay again gives them a let out - it's not he's too good for em, it's cos he's gay.

Oh, and he sucks the [censored].

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why do people think tom cruise is gay?

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He divorced Nicole Kidman.

IMHO, this = he loves him some cack.

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He's so unattainable to most girls, branding him as gay again gives them a let out - it's not he's too good for em, it's cos he's gay.


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Since the Oprah incident, I think he is either gay or taking some type of drugs.