OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

Slacker called me this morning wanting to know if I wanted to meet for lunch, and I said no 'cause I needed to work. He went on to tell me about how much money he won at the casino (most of it off of IHateKeithSmart) so I decided to let him take me to lunch (it's been a cold cereal and Spaghetti-O's kind of week for me). He picked Hooters. I closed my tables and drove to meet him.

The Hooters by Slacker is about 1/2 from his house. It is attached to a bowling alley that used to be a night club that used to be a bowling alley. Such is progress in Marana, AZ.

At first I couldn't see Slacker, just a table with four Hooters waitresses surrounding some dorky guy.

Found him.

I walked to the table and he had a deck of cards and was giving Let It Ride lessons to the girls. As is often the case, the girls dispersed once I sat down.

He had a buffalo sampler appetizer and we both ordered ham and cheese sandwiches. After lunch we put STTF-HUC-II contestants names into an empty beer pitcher and Lyndsey*

http://www.yamonsvotal.com/Images/hooters.jpg

and Andrea* http://www.ssurt.com/eats/newphotos/...y/DSCF0009.JPG conducted the drawing. The high point of an unintentional-comedy filled afternoon was when Lyndsey told Slacker she didn't know how to read backwards (couldn't figure out how Citanul was lunatic backwards). Any way . . . on to the drawing.

Calcutta entrants on left - "horses" on right.

1. SFB - Gramps
2. Citanul - FieryJustice
3. Irieguy - bellytimber
4. Zen - Lacky (Hooters is rigged!!!)
5. 66's - WebGuySteve
6. Slacker - Raptor
7. Cleinen - Irieguy
8. Networkman - The4Aces
9. Wuwei - Deuce2High
10.Ilya - ZeroPointMachine
11.Raptor - IHateKeithSmart
12.Lacky - Bones
13.Bones - Yugo [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
14.Beef - ddogdane
15.Bluefeet - Apathy
16.NewtBuggs - Cleinen
17.ZeroPoint Machine - John Hurst
18.ZeroPoint Machine - Unarmed
19.Bearly - Daliman
20.Zippy - Adanthar
21.SJC - SuitedSixes
22.IHateKeithSmart - Raptor
23 Gramps - SlimPickens
24.Duece2High - Wuwei
25.Inyaface - Traheho
26.Apathy - TheNoodleMan
27.Shilly - Bonafone
28.bjb23 - good2cu
29.BDarch - J-Lo
30.GrekeHaus - Mcpherzen
31.GtrHtr - durron597
32.mLagoo - Proell

After the drawing, Slacker dealt LetItRide to the two girls and me. The girls are going to be in Vegas this weekend for Lyndsey's 21st birthday. I gave her Irieguy's phone number (and the award for Best Friend of the Day goes to ...). We played about 10 hands with white sugar packets equalling $10 and Sweet N' Lo playing as $50. I lost the equivalent of a box of Frosted Flakes, and the girls each won enough for a diabetic coma. A good time was had by all.

The End.



*Actual Lyndsey and Andrea may not necessarily be represented.

Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

Alright durron, meet me on Stars tonight for some HU. You will be pwning this thing!

Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

I am proud to have gotten behind a fellow 22s player. We are gonna take you all down to chinatown.

Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

wtf us up with Zen getting Lacky again? SFB give us the odds on that rigged bs. Not that I think Lacky has a prayer this time around. My money (literally) is on durron!!

Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

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wtf us up with Zen getting Lacky again? SFB give us the odds on that rigged bs. Not that I think Lacky has a prayer this time around. My money (literally) is on durron!!

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If it was rigged, I would have Lacky.

Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

The best part of this thread is the kid in the picture. Look at his eyes:


http://www.yamonsvotal.com/Images/hooters.jpg

Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

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The girls are going to be in Vegas this weekend for Lyndsey's 21st birthday. I gave her Irieguy's phone number (and the award for Best Friend of the Day goes to ...)

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POTY

Irieguy

Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

6. Slacker - Raptor
22.IHateKeithSmart - Raptor

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Re: OT: Hooters is rigged - Trip Report and HUC-II Blind Calcutta Draw
 

Nice avatar

Yugoslav