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jaxUp 12-22-2005 08:17 PM

Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
wanted to get you
something special for christmas
but you are a whore

diebitter 12-22-2005 08:22 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Some Chlamydia?
Could you give her that? The gift
that keeps on giving!

jaxUp 12-22-2005 08:27 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
we broke up in March
but you'll still get a present
I did not pull out

12-22-2005 08:53 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Reciprocal gift:
You get hit with child support
(You should have pulled out)

12-22-2005 10:04 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
To avoid support
Hire hit man for seven bills
Positive EV

Reef 12-22-2005 10:20 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
So I was thinking
If you wanted your revenge
Have sex with her mom

jaxUp 12-22-2005 10:23 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
that was the reason
we broke up in the first place
oh well. Sister's next.

12-22-2005 10:24 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Her mom is on rag
Oh well, you know what to do
SIIHP

Peter666 12-22-2005 10:33 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
I got you a gift
It is a big surprise: AIDS!
Merry Christmas, bitch

12-22-2005 10:42 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Positive EV
But unpleasant variance -
Ass-rape in prison.


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