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daryn 02-25-2005 02:22 AM

funny party chat
 
this is from drudman, 2+2er:


#1637238631: SawtoothSam wins $17.1 from the main pot with two pairs, fives and fours.
SawtoothSam: lol
#1637245916: ZEEK83 wins $2.85 from the main pot with a pair of sixes.
AlHindustani: SawTooth don't get too happy...don't understimate the power of PP
SawtoothSam: too right
AlHindustani: PP can beat you made Ace high flush on river
Drudman1: the ability to destroy an opponent on the river is insignificant, compared with the power of the force
SawtoothSam: i have no illusions
AlHindustani: By PP I mean PartyPoker
#1637248206: rhtya wins $4.35
Drudman1: your sad devotion to that ancient poker site hasn't helped you conjure up the case ace
AlHindustani: "that ancient poker site"??? aren't you on same site?
Drudman1: or given you clairvoyance enough to find the location of the secret party support center
#1637255010: rhtya wins $3.9
Drudman1: i find your lack of faith disturbing
#1637259011: freddie78 wins $4.25
Drudman1: vader, release him!
Drudman1: this bickering is pointless
AlHindustani: You will...once your Ace high flush and nut str8(2 times) gets beaten in 15 mins
#1637261246: freddie78 wins $3.25
Drudman1: fear will keep the local players in line
Drudman1: fear of this calling station
#1637264174: suds4 wins $5.65

cnfuzzd 02-25-2005 03:04 AM

Re: funny party chat
 
instant classic

peace

john nickle

jon593 02-25-2005 03:21 AM

Re: funny party chat
 
i was watching a $200 nl table on party tonight waiting to get in and this dumb ass calls a guys all in with a flush draw with 67 diamonds in his hand while the other guy had AQ off. when the hand was over the guy with the flush draw that never hit kept saying he was ahead the entire hand when the other guy spiked the Q on the flop and went all in . i tried to explain to him that he was behind and just having a flush draw didnt put him ahead in the hand. he thought because he had alot of outs that it made him the favorite. christ i thought that the players up at $200 nl would be better than thatas i never played that high before

Blackjack 02-25-2005 03:25 AM

Re: funny party chat
 
200 NL isn't like the pinnacle of poker. You'll find idiots like me at the 5/10! And even higher.

daryn 02-25-2005 03:30 AM

Re: funny party chat
 
what does that have to do with the funny chat? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

mack23 02-25-2005 04:06 AM

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what does that have to do with the funny chat?

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Nothing at all. That guy needs the Billy Madison quote... I don't know it verbatim so I won't attempt, but I'll bet someone can plug it in here within 12 hrs...

The chat was very funny indeed. Thanks for posting.

SwordFish 02-25-2005 04:14 AM

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what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


-- Billy Madison

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SF

NoTalent 02-25-2005 10:13 AM

Re: funny party chat
 
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i was watching a $200 nl table on party tonight waiting to get in and this dumb ass calls a guys all in with a flush draw with 67 diamonds in his hand while the other guy had AQ off. when the hand was over the guy with the flush draw that never hit kept saying he was ahead the entire hand when the other guy spiked the Q on the flop and went all in . i tried to explain to him that he was behind and just having a flush draw didnt put him ahead in the hand. he thought because he had alot of outs that it made him the favorite. christ i thought that the players up at $200 nl would be better than thatas i never played that high before

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] why the f*** would you try to explain something like this?

wbrumfiel 02-25-2005 01:38 PM

Re: funny party chat
 
A simple wrong would have sufficed.

mack23 02-25-2005 03:40 PM

Re: funny party chat
 
Unreal! I said within 12 hours, you beat 12 minutes! Rock on.


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